Once upon a time, there were two kingdoms. Their beauty overpowered by the beasts within. The castles were golden and shimmered brilliantly under sunlight. It was the darkness that enveloped the insides, lurking in corners and clinging to shadows. Only those inside the castles knew the truth and tried mightily to keep the darkness a [...]
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And So Resigns The Queen
May 2nd, 2011 
admin In the Kingdom, peace doesn’t always reign supreme. Like many married couples, the King has douche canoe tendencies and the Queen, perfect in her glory, reacts to those. Well, the Queen isn’t feeling up to her “normal”, somewhat sane self. There are a lot of external factors (which aren’t allowed to be discussed at this [...]
The Kings Speech
February 2nd, 2011 admin Every year since the establishment of the kingdom, the King has vehemently refused to enlist in outside help in the area of snow removal. Every year he gives a big speech about the five healthy royal children are perfectly able to shovel our way out of the white dungeon. He goes on and on about [...]
Protected: What’s A Kingdom Without A Witch?
September 11th, 2010 admin There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.
In The Kingdom, Be Careful What You Wish For
April 8th, 2010 admin The Queen looks out her window and sighs. The chirping birds had awakened her only to deceive her into thinking that the sun was shining. But the dreariness of the sky was in deep contrast to the cheerful chatter of the small birds outside her bedroom chamber. The Queen sighs again. She needs a vacation. [...]
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Tags: being broke, health, radioactive iodine, thyroid, vacations 
13 Comments »Invitations Rarely Make Their Way Into The Royal Inbox
December 26th, 2009 admin When the Reigning Queen Supreme and the Wanna-Be King were searching for a new kingdom, one of the many features they were looking for was room to entertain. The tiny kingdom that they were leaving burst at the seams when it was just them and their little princesses and princes running amok which left having [...]
Posted in crazy family, my life, the kingdom Tags: family, friends, life, new years 2010, not being invited anywhere 14 Comments »In The Kingdom, The Queen Is Busy Missing Her Long Dead Washing Machine Because The New-ish Maytag Stinks To High Hell
November 24th, 2009 admin Once upon a time in the kingdom, the Reigning Queen Supreme and her husband, the wanna-be Ruler, the King. They bought a castle. This castle wiped out their finances so they didn’t have extra money to buy things like refrigerators, washers, dryers. So, they were lucky that their new-to-them castle came with all the amenities. [...]
