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10 Boredom Busters
I, the Queen, am not a boring person. Typically, I’m not bored, either. I can usually find ways to entertain myself to distract me from the boringness of this particularly inactive summer that I’ve been having. Sure, I’ve been doing stuff. Things. But not every single day. Which is probably what makes me appreciate the…
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Tables May Turn But The Queen Can Always Restore Order
Once upon a time, the old Queen…the one that wrote about anything and everything and didn’t care about the backlash..wrote about the fact that parents have sex. And the other fact that her royal pain in the asses..er…princesses… seemed to be eavesdropping in on the Royal Chamber when the Royal Couple was copulating. Naughty, naughty,…
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13 Things NOT on the Queens Bucket List
First of all, before the Queen starts making her list, she has an announcement to make. The Queen has determined she despises writing in 3rd person. It’s so…affected. And the Queen, despite her Royalness, is not even close to being affected…unless the effect is necessary. So the Queen will be switching to 1st person, from…
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A love letter to my children
To My Children, I love you. And that is what sometimes makes this mothering thing scary. There is no feeling more powerful…and powerless…than the love I have for you. You accuse me of not remembering. The problem is, I remember. I remember all too well. I remember doing things I shouldn’t be doing. I know…
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And the Queen gets a Mini-Staycation
In the Kingdom, days are busy. There is schlepping to and fro. There is the feeding of mouths. There is the constant switcharoo of washer to dryer to dining room table where the laundry sits and awaits folding. There is diplomacy and refereeing. Then again, the Queen may just repeating what she said the other day. Kind…
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The Queen on Middle Age
Many moons ago, the Queen made a premature appearance into the world. She colicked (it’s totally a word, the Queen just passed a law saying so) through infancy, bounced through toddlerhood, rebelled through the rest and it’s all still a bit of a blur. Until one day, she found herself smack dab in the middle…
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Boredom Reigns in the Kingdom
The Queen loves summer. She looks forward to it, all year long. The thought of sunshine, warm breezes, flowers in full bloom…well, they are almost enough to get her through those long winter months that drag on forever in her Kingdom. The Queen has no tolerance for winter and if she could, she’d ban…
The Queen is back and so is her Kingdom
Once upon a time, not so very long ago, the Queen came forth and took over this here blog. She wrote about life in her Kingdom. A Kingdom with numerous lacks of riches. One inhabited by a plethora of princes, princesses, furry subjects and a King. There are evil beings, too. And crazy ones. These…
How to be the best YOU
There has been an outbreak of ‘advice’ articles flowing through all my timelines lately (and contrary to the title of this post, this isn’t one of them). Things we are doing wrong as parents, things we are wearing that we shouldn’t be, things we are doing wrong as part of the human race. I know…
My Writing Process Blog Tour
I haven’t done one of these Blog Roll/Meme Tours in YEARS. Not since the dawning of blogging time, back when blogging was…well…different. Remember those times? Remember when we’d give awards to our favorite blogs and post those badges of honor on our sidebars? Ah…how I miss that time in blogging history. When an old friend(old…