It is not very often that the Reigning Queen Supreme and the Wanna-Be King are able to attend cultural events. They enjoy the arts tremendously. But due to a Kingdom with limited funding and limited cultural options, the opportunities are few and far between. Last evening, however, was an exception. The time in-between the few [...]
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Just Because Kings And Queens Can Be Cultured, It Doesn’t Mean They Have Any Class. Except For The Reigning Queen And Her King, Of Course
October 25th, 2009 
admin The Kings Big Day
September 27th, 2009 admin He has been a shithead of epic proportions today. The king either woke up on the wrong side of the bed or he was pms’y. Because damn has he been a miserable serf. And today, of all days. It being Yom Kippur at sundown. The day of atonement. Oh wait. Maybe that’s the deal. He [...]
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Tags: family, husbands, husbands are assholes, kitchen aid, yom kippur 
7 Comments »Poker, Pot and Stripping Hookers Are Hanging Out In The Kingdom And The Queen Is NOT Pleased.
August 15th, 2009 admin The big guy, sometimes referred to as the King, oftentimes has testosterone-fests in the palace dining hall called games of ye olde poker. He invites other kings from neighboring kingdoms to join him in this good-natured, somewhat competitive event. The king never really finds the need to get a firm yes from the Queen because, [...]
Time Flies In The Kingdom
August 10th, 2009 admin Too much family togetherness usually finds the Queen sitting at the table tapping her nails in frustration. This summer, however, hasn’t been the case. The Queen, despite certain emotional inconveniences, has rather enjoyed the lackadaisical way this particular break has turned out to have been. Generally, on any other given summer, the Queen counts down [...]
Posted in the kingdom Tags: kids, kids grow up so fast, life, life goes too fast, summer break is almost over, time flies 5 Comments »The Queen Should Disregard All Negative Letters From Princess Curly Q Nosybutt
July 30th, 2009 admin Late night moans of ecstasy echo throughout every mecca of love in every Kingdom. A sure sign that all the Prince and Princesses are safely away, enjoying their summer, pampered at their Camp For Royals. Leaving all the Royal Parents to enjoy their alone time with doors and windows open, no worries of Royal PITAS [...]
Summer In The Kingdom
June 28th, 2009 admin It’s summer in the Kingdom. The air is warm. And humid. Sometimes too warm and too humid. The sun is shining brightly. Making it warmer. And more humid. Unfortunately, our Reigning Queen doesn’t enjoy going swimming because of a hair color disaster at the beginning of the school year. And a few extra pounds makes [...]
Posted in the kingdom, Uncategorized Tags: bored kids, camp, kids, kids don't want to go to camp, no camp, summer 10 Comments »Scrolling Saturday: Princess Curly Q. Nosybutt and Royal Social Networking
June 20th, 2009 admin In light of the recently renewed permission to go back onto TiarasandsceptersBook, I’m reposting this. In hopes that the little Princess Curly Q. has learned her lesson. Princess Curly Q Nosybutt begged. Princess Curly Q Nosybutt pleaded. She wanted permission…SO BADLY…to join her royal brothers. And her royal sister. On the Kingdoms social networking site [...]
Posted in the kingdom Tags: facebook, kids getting into other kids business, kids on faceboook, nosy kids 2 Comments »
