Noseeums…if they are really THAT small…and we can’t see them…then how come their bite hurts so much?
Fruit Flies…Ok…I’m sure that, when I bought those bananas…there were no bugs, flies, spiders, ants, tarantulas…to be found. So why is it, a few days later, and my fruit…my bananas, especially…are infested with fruit flies? HMMM???????
Curious…
OK…go read my very important post…about ME!!!
XOXO
Fruit Flies bug the CRAP out of me! I don’t understand them…I don’t buy produce if I see them around and yet they still appear!!!
Your post about you was great!
I just noticed my little donkey butt on ALL the recent comments. That’s what happens when I go away for a week.
We came home to a flea infestation. This was AFTER treating everybody with that incredibly expensive Frontline stuff. I’ll take the fruit flies any day.
Those teeny-teensy gnats are the bane of my summer vay-cay! I’ve got bites all over me. But you know what can help with that? Try Skin So Soft by Avon. Rub a little on, and the gnats (mostly) stay away! 🙂 BTW, I’m doing something this week that might tickle your funnybone. Please drop by when you have the time. I’ve got an Asbury Park contest going, which is kinda fun! Bruce Springsteen, and good prizes, too! 🙂
That was funny. I have to admit that I snorted. And that is so not pretty.