To My Fellow Road Rage-arians (If pedestrian means to walk then…that means to have road rage..k, thnx),
Listen. When you see someone driving slowly…take a looksee as to WHY. Because sometimes…SOMETIMES…there is a Sunday driver, even though it IS NOT Sunday…driving in front of the person that is driving slow.
Do. Not. Tailgate. Me. ASSHOLE.
Because, if flipping you the bird (which seems to be what I do A LOT lately to fellow road ragearians)…doesn’t work. Which, apparently it wouldn’t because…if you can’t see that there is an OLD GRANNY driving a TURTLE…in front of my car. Then…you WOULDN’T see me flipping you the double OR single bird…now would you? Thought NOT.
Which leads me to my solution.
Next time. You feel the need. To TAILGATE me. When there is NOTHING I can do about how fast I’m going.
You leave me with no other choice.
I. Am going to THROW MY CAR into REVERSE. It may or may not cause damage…seeing as, we are hardly moving anyways but…
It will give me complete. And utter. Satisfaction. Knowing that my point was made.
And I will HAPPILY accept the ticket. And pray that my car insurance is up to date.
Thank You For Your Attention In This Matter (assuming that your vision works here),
Road RAGEARIAN Primero