To My Fellow Road Rage-arians (If pedestrian means to walk then…that means to have road rage..k, thnx),
Listen. When you see someone driving slowly…take a looksee as to WHY. Because sometimes…SOMETIMES…there is a Sunday driver, even though it IS NOT Sunday…driving in front of the person that is driving slow.
So…THAT MEANS…
Do. Not. Tailgate. Me. ASSHOLE.
Because, if flipping you the bird (which seems to be what I do A LOT lately to fellow road ragearians)…doesn’t work. Which, apparently it wouldn’t because…if you can’t see that there is an OLD GRANNY driving a TURTLE…in front of my car. Then…you WOULDN’T see me flipping you the double OR single bird…now would you? Thought NOT.
Which leads me to my solution.
Next time. You feel the need. To TAILGATE me. When there is NOTHING I can do about how fast I’m going.
You leave me with no other choice.
I. Am going to THROW MY CAR into REVERSE. It may or may not cause damage…seeing as, we are hardly moving anyways but…
It will give me complete. And utter. Satisfaction. Knowing that my point was made.
And I will HAPPILY accept the ticket. And pray that my car insurance is up to date.
Thank You For Your Attention In This Matter (assuming that your vision works here),
Road RAGEARIAN Primero
I tend to just slam on the brakes. I figure then that if they hit me, that they will recieve the ticket for following too closely. I know that in Texas (I wonder if Florida is the same, I should look it up), anytime you rear-end someone that you are you considered immediately at fault….. Even if the driver in front of you slammed on their brakes at the last minute. I know this because I’ve recieved that ticket, and I wasn’t tailgating then either — old lady in front of me decided to turn at the freaking last minute, I had no time to stop.
Wondering if they would be at fault for being to close….hope you day is better!
I hate tailgating – and also slam on the brakes. LOVE the new look.
Same in Germany – you hit someone’s car from behind it’s your fault. Keep slammin’!
Love this post & love the new look!
I have 2 bumper stickers:
Jesus would not tailgate.
The closer you get, the slower I go.
They work pretty well.