Tonight, while I read my son his picked book,
A DREADFUL and HORRIBLE thought overtook.
Now…before all your panties get bunched up your crack,
Realize–this is an OPINION. NOT an ATTACK.
The book my son chose was one by Dr. Suess…
And really…I’d would rather swing from a noose…
Than to have to endure any MORE of his books
Where there’s NO reason to his rhyme. I don’t see what hooks!
Loved by so many young people and grown ups alike…
But don’t you all realize…fish DON’T ride on bikes??
And those made up names…are like tongue twisters.
All they do is leave my mouth full of blisters…
From trying to pronounce them the way that I should.
REALLY…I don’t even think Dr. Suess could!
So tomorrow, when back to school they all go…
Into the recycling bin, Suess I will throw.
And then go to the store to restock my shelves
with books about knights and dragons and elves!
With authors like Scarry and Mayer…and the lot.
That make sense to read…and don’t cause brains to rot!
So Suess, on the most part, I’ll be sure to skip!
Although…my son loves his books (wouldn’t want him to flip!)
Maybe…the only solution is this (Not so bad)
Perhaps bedtime stories…should be read by HIS DAD!!
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