I know what I said, that I was going on sabbatical until after BlogHer. But people, sometimes things happen that must be blogged about. Despite whomever it may embarrass, there are times when a story must be told. This…is one of those very times. Once upon a time. Um, ok, last night if you want [...]
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Ahem…We’re Aheming
July 20th, 2011 
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Posted in crazy family, my life 
Tags: kids, kids walking in on parents having sex, parents, sex 
12 Comments »Pre-Coffee Conversation With A Six Year Old About Sex
December 16th, 2010 admin Driving anywhere with my 6 year old is always quite an eye opening event. For some reason, the conversations that take place with me in the drivers seat and him in his booster seat are better than the ones at the kitchen table. Today, this morning, pre-coffee car ride to school…was no exception. And yes, [...]
In And Out: The Ever Shrinking And Expanding Sex Life Of A Married Couple
November 11th, 2009 admin Ah sex. One of the only real and true perks of marriage. Why do I say it like that? Well, because it’s fun, entertaining, free and it feels good. Everything else in a marriage…well, not always so fun, sometimes entertaining, maybe cheap but not always free and sometimes, I would rather stick my face through [...]
This Is NOT What I Expected Him To Learn In Kindergarten
October 4th, 2009 admin Snuggling in bed with my kindergartener, reading Little Critter books and chatting, my son puts his arms around me and hugs me hard. Him: I’m going to marry my mommy. Me: Little boys can’t marry their mommies, silly. Little boys grow up and marry little girls who grew up. Him: No. I’m going to marry [...]
A Highly Inappropriate Meandering. But That’s OK, It’s Sunday.
August 2nd, 2009 admin I’m sitting by the pool with a friend. We’re talking condoms. We discuss the fact that Trojan are slimy and smelly. Seriously, haven’t you ever noticed that about Trojan? So, this leads to a discovered similarity…we both prefer Durex for that pregnancy protection. We both like the Pleasure Pack. Nice assortment. And no, I didn’t [...]
Posted in my life Tags: big peanuts, college, condoms, memories, no one reads blogs on sunday, sex 10 Comments »OK, I Get It. Can You Drop It Now!
July 8th, 2009 admin We sat. Staring at each other over our coffees. Mine, a delicious Americano with 4 shots of espresso. What? I’m not a morning person, what can I say!? Hers, some sweet drink with more whipped cream than liquid. And boy, did that whipped cream look yummy! What? I have a sweet tooth and it doesn’t [...]
Posted in crazy family, my life Tags: communicating with kids about sex, kids, kids hearing parents having sex, parents, sex 15 Comments »To My Children…Things You WON’T Learn In Sex Ed
March 6th, 2009 admin To My Children, I know you’ve learned about sex education in your school. You’ve learned about kissing. And all those miraculous and crazy things that happen to your body. And that “special hug” shared between a Mommy and Daddy that produces children. I know that, occasionally, you’ve walked in on Mommy and Daddy…smack dab in [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: blog, kids finding parents sex toys, sex, walking in on parents having sex 7 Comments »
