Mother Nature Darling, You’ve blessed me for 31 years with the 28 day regularity, only missing 3 times for 3 pregnancies. And for that, I am deeply and humbly appreciative. But now it’s time for our talk. You see, I’m coming up, very closely, on my 42nd birthday. I am still grateful for that regularity, [...]
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Open Letter To Mother Nature
December 21st, 2010 
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Posted in my life 
Tags: bloating, change of life, cramps, i don't want my period anymore, menopause, menstruation, pms 
11 Comments »To The PMS G-D
October 4th, 2010 admin Dear G-D of PMS, I am writing you today to ask for strength and willpower. For now, during this time of month, I am weak and have no tolerance or patience, OH LORD. I need strength to keep some opinions to myself until after the B’nai Mitzvah. When my words won’t be misconstrued as some [...]
PMS Sucks And Then You Cry
November 19th, 2009 admin I’ve never had it this bad. I can barely keep a thought process going without getting a lump in my throat causing tears to well up. Normally I’m just a demonic bitch. Why the change?! Fucking hormones. Times like this, it sucks to be a woman. Which is why I haven’t been here lately. Between [...]
