Posts Tagged ‘marriage’

And All I REALLY Wanted Was Sushi aka, The Post In Which I Admit Two Types Of Weaknesses

We had a late lunch. Fluffy egg white omelettes filled with lump crab meat, havarti cheese, avocado, and spinach. Rich. Filling. So yummy. We found out that it was a long lost hope of getting a babysitter for this evening. He announced that HE was going to the bar with some friends anyway. He didn’t [...]

Dear Sir, Please Take Your Alarm Clock And Stick It Where The Sun Don’t Shine

Dear Sir, This note is in reference to your alarm clock. The one that, at precisely 6:07 am, obnoxiously alerts you to that fact that it is time to start thinking about waking up. To which you press a button conveniently labeled “snooze”. And then, at precisely 6:17 am, the aforementioned alarm once again sounds [...]

Thursdays Thought…A Mini Poem…

Sometimes… I feel like I’m suffocating in the burden of YOUR life

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