The Queen loves the King. She loves having…ahem…relations…with her King. It pleases her. Greatly. The Queen decided that things needed to be shaken up a little in their private bed chamber. Although they enjoy a mutually satisfying relationship, a little spice was needed. Coincidentally, the Queen had been in contact with Drew from Eden Fantasys. [...]
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Random.org Declares The Winner To Be…
January 30th, 2009 
admin True Random Number Service Random Integer Generator Here are your random numbers: 51 The Eden Fantasys giveaway…like all good things…has come to an end. I want to thank Drew for giving me this REALLY FUN opportunity to host on my blog! But…without further to do… The winner is… Karen MEG The Liberatorhas found a new [...]
Uncle Sam Says “We Need Our 800 Numbers Back”
January 28th, 2009 admin Dear Mr. 1-800-UOM-EBIG, Don’t you think that, if I see on my caller id an 800 number…I’m either a. not going to answer or b. only say hello ONCE!! Yeah. I caught on to you. I have to say hello TWICE before some person with a SERIOUSLY STRONG accent asks for a person with the [...]
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4 Comments »A LIBERATING Giveaway…
January 24th, 2009 admin Who saw Burn After Reading? Let me see a show of hands… OK…so remember that thing that George Clooney’s character was dragging around? It looked like a wedge pillow of some sort. Remember? Well…I was so curious about what the heck that thing was… Anyways… I got this email the other day from this guy [...]
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