After my doctors appointment this morning which x-rays confirmed the fact that I have swelling in my ankle. Might I mention that is completely obvious to the human eye and I didn’t need a picture of my insides to tell me. Miracles of modern science, my rosy fricking rear end. Take Motrin and call me [...]
Posts Tagged ‘diet’
Mock Us All You Want, Mr. Groundhog But Just Remember You Don’t See Much Human Roadkill
October 29th, 2009 
admin The Day I Woke Up And I Noticed I Was Still Fat And I Realized That Maybe I Should Start Doing Something About It
October 26th, 2009 admin A couple nights ago, I got out of the shower and caught a glimpse of my naked self in the steamed up mirror. I was shocked. Fat. I got fat. AGAIN. And it wasn’t the steam making my reflection look distorted. All the weight that I had lost had been replaced by major amounts of [...]
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Tags: being fat, diet, exercise, gaining weight, getting a treadmill 
32 Comments »Yo-Yo Moi
June 30th, 2009 admin This post was inspired by a post over at my new friend Michelles blog, My Managed Chaoswho wrote a post about dieting. It’s always been a struggle. My own personal cross to bear. We all have them, I know. I’m a thin person, stuck in a fat persons body. Sometimes. I’m a fat person, stuck [...]
Posted in my life Tags: binge eating, diet, frustration with weight, gaining weight, losing weight, starving 8 Comments »Diet Failures And The Men Who Love Them
March 24th, 2009 admin *Sob* *Sniffle* *blows nose* I’m. A. Failure. Well…I am. OK, a failure at diets. That’s all we’re talking about right now! Even though the title of this post suggests otherwise. I’m the only person I know. Who gains weight on EVERY. Stinking. Diet. A few weeks ago, when I announced the no fail diet that [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: adipex, blogher, diet, diet failure, losing weight, medical weight loss, quitting smoking 10 Comments »Savior In the Shape of…DAWG?
February 16th, 2009 admin You know I’m on this diet, right? I want to get back to my thin form. So I can wear my hawt couture clothing at Blogher. Actually…so I don’t have to buy new, hawt clothes for Blogher so I can spend money in Chicago but…anyhoo… This diet I’m on. It rawks. Big. I’ve never NOT [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: blogher, diet, dog eats cookies, giveaways, pregnancy, quitting smoking, weight gain 6 Comments »Basic Diet Do’s And Don’ts…or…How I Managed To Gain Weight…
August 17th, 2008 admin I started Weight Watchers last weekend. Today marked one week. One week of trying to not eat sugar. One week of trying to not eat too many carbs. One week of COUNTING POINTS. And…I screwed up. I gained a pound. I know…it could be worse. I could have gained 1 1/2 pounds. WHATEVER!! But during [...]
