Is there something I should know? Is there something you should say? That’ll per-haps save my day? OK…enough Duran Duran (or…my version of the song) But seriously… I’m very curious about something. I’m really wondering how long I’ve been walking around today… with my zipper down. Granted, I have a sweater jacket on. And a [...]
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Please, Please Tell Me Now…
December 10th, 2008 
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Posted in crazy family, my life 
Tags: crazy life, embarassing moment, my life, open fly 
4 Comments »All Creatures Great And Small…And ALIVE…
December 7th, 2008 admin I am a lover of all creatures, both great and small. Except perhaps…spiders. And snakes. And…did I mention spiders? Also…when I say all things…generally, I like them to be alive. Dead just doesn’t do it for me. With all of that being said… One of the cupboard doors in my kitchen fell off. The one [...]
Posted in crazy family, my life Tags: crazy family, crazy life, rodents, scared of dead animals 4 Comments »Boys Will Be Boys…
November 20th, 2008 admin First of all…be sure to enter my giveaway…Scroll down and enter!! Today is the last day… Now…you can read my really interesting and fascinating as always post!! After I sent my daughter off to the bus stop this morning, I grabbed my coffee and sat down on the couch with my youngest son. A morning [...]
Posted in crazy family, my life Tags: boys and their penis, children, crazy family, crazy life, mommy 9 Comments »A Not So Desperate Housewife…The Sequel…
October 24th, 2008 admin Our last episode left the Suburban HOT housewife telling the lawn guy to blow it out his hole…well kinda anyway… Who woulda thunk that there was going to be a sequel? Well…apparently our landscaper has a bit of a something or another for this Suburban Momma. Arriving home from work, I jumped out of my [...]
The Preschool Rebel Without A Stupid Cause…
October 23rd, 2008 admin My youngest son. My little male chauvanist pig. My little dark prince. He got himself into some serious trouble with the powers that be, yesterday. Oh yeah…I’m harboring a soon-to-be criminal. A real rebel. Without a cause. So…anyway. His teacher. His “boss”. She comes to my car while I was waiting in the fancy, schmancy [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: crazy family, crazy life, preschooler not listening to teacher, time out 10 Comments »I Think, Therefore I Am
October 9th, 2008 admin “Mommy…I’m NOT living with you ANYMORE!” my youngest yelled at me in frustration. “OK honey. And…where do you think you want to live?” I asked…trying not to laugh. Because…he is super serious AND it’s REALLY funny!! “I’m going to live with A!” he tells me, with a tone of finality. “That’s fine. I’m sure she’d [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: crazy family, crazy life, my son is a monster, spoiled child having a tantrum 8 Comments »A Not So Desperate Housewife…
October 6th, 2008 admin Our story begins on a sunny, early afternoon in Suburbia. The housewife…yours truly…had taken a leisurely shower…because she could. Her hair was blown into her typical 80′s, big, curly do. Make-up, carefully applied…giving her that fresh, barely any make-up look. She was…looking good. Fully dressed and ready to start her day, she struts down the [...]
