To My Darling Family: I’ve decided that we need to start working on your vocabulary. School is starting soon and I want you to be ahead of the game…this includes you, too…sweet hubby of mine. Here is how it works. I have a few words in mind. Ones that you all know. But…you OBVIOUSLY don’t [...]
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I Like Milk Chocolate Better…
July 25th, 2008 
admin My daughter finished 4th grade this past Spring. On one of her last days in school, she came home with a new word she learned from her teacher… Bittersweet. That’s the word. But, she doesn’t use the word right…not really… She tells me that SHE is BITTERSWEET!! Her last postcard from camp told me that [...]
I’m Not Going To Write You A Love Song…
July 22nd, 2008 admin Today…is our 6 year anniversary. Happy Anniversary! I’m NOT going to write about the fact that I knew, relatively quickly, that you were “THE ONE”. That’s just flat out embarrassing. I REFUSE to tell everyone how much I love you. I’m NOT a mushy type of girl. I’m COMPLETELY OPPOSED to announcing how happy I’ve [...]
A Germphobe On The Table…
July 11th, 2008 admin My 4 1/2 year old son is sitting on the kitchen table. Naked. With one blue croc and one white croc on. Holding a Jumbo Iced Honey Bun. Luscious looking…the honeybun, not the naked child…although, he’s pretty luscious looking too. So… I asked my naked son if, perhaps, he would like to give his starving [...]
I Know What I Said…But…
July 2nd, 2008 admin I know that I said I was taking a few days off but…I had to make you privy of a little talk I had with hubby… Him: So…what does BFF mean? Me: Why? Him: Because one of your friends said that you and she are BFF and I’m so not sure what that means. Me: [...]
A Little Curious…
June 19th, 2008 admin Why is it that when a man goes out with his friends and comes home at some ungodly hour, he finds… …the dishes put washed and put away… ….the toys cleaned up… …the laundry folded (sometimes)… …the kids bathed and SLEEPING soundly, for hours already… …lunches made for camp… …wife showered and in bed, waiting [...]
Haiku Friday aka…Why I Want to Hang Myself…
June 14th, 2008 admin School’s out for summer! Peace, quiet…gone…forever! Can’t I go to camp? Kids home, disturbing. Hubby home, so annoying. Twelve weeks of them home. No…I’m NOT happy. Summer goes on faaaaaar too long with everyone home. September will come. It will be here soon enough. Counting down the days! I’d rather suck the jowls of a [...]
