I was a late bloomer. I was awkward and shy which translates to DORK. Particularly around guys. Most of my friends kissed boys WAY before I did. I had made up a couple stories, which I stuck by for years, just to sound “cool”. The one that I remember is, when I was in 6th [...]
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It’s A Small World After All
January 22nd, 2010
admin There was always something vaguely familiar about my son’s kindergarten teacher. The way she moved her hands. Her voice. Something that I just couldn’t put my finger on. There was just a strange sense of familiarity, something that I didn’t constantly think about or dwell upon. It just…was there. Yesterday. At Parent-Teacher Conferences. I was [...]
Haiku Friday, Welcome Home. No Really, I Mean It.
August 14th, 2009
admin Welcome home, my girls. Now, take your bad attitudes, and go back to camp. So, you’re exhausted! You got a WHOLE day of rest. Nothing asked of you. It’s back to normal. So stop your complaining and put away your clothes. We’re glad you are home. You were horribly missed. Now, stop your whining, PLEASE!
Random Frustrations
August 4th, 2009
admin I’m frustrated. I know I shouldn’t be, but I am. It’s life. Frustrations are cyclical, right. I’m still worried about my daughter. Despite the hour long conversation I had with the parent liaison and her reassurances that my daughter is fine. Because, she claimed, if my daughter wasn’t fine, we’d be having an entirely different [...]
The Post Where I Fret About My Daughter
August 2nd, 2009
admin I received a letter yesterday. It was written in all CAPS with lots of !!!!!! My parents received a similar letter. Written in all CAPS with lots of !!!!! It was so pleading. So sad. She is trying to have fun, she says, but she just can’t. She hates the girls in her bunk. Because [...]
The Queen Should Disregard All Negative Letters From Princess Curly Q Nosybutt
July 30th, 2009
admin Late night moans of ecstasy echo throughout every mecca of love in every Kingdom. A sure sign that all the Prince and Princesses are safely away, enjoying their summer, pampered at their Camp For Royals. Leaving all the Royal Parents to enjoy their alone time with doors and windows open, no worries of Royal PITAS [...]
Summer In The Kingdom
June 28th, 2009
admin It’s summer in the Kingdom. The air is warm. And humid. Sometimes too warm and too humid. The sun is shining brightly. Making it warmer. And more humid. Unfortunately, our Reigning Queen doesn’t enjoy going swimming because of a hair color disaster at the beginning of the school year. And a few extra pounds makes [...]



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