We are having a great time. I’ll be back home and to reality on Thursday. Friday, I’ll tell you all about our trip and the Lincoln MKT that Ford let me borrow for our Up North Adventure. In the meantime, you can catch me posting pics and silliness on Twitter and Facebook. MWAH! Melissa
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Private Parties Can Kiss My Rosy Red Rump
July 20th, 2010
admin I don’t mean to brag but, I got invited to a ultra fancy fashion show while we are in New York. Then I got uninvited. Technically, I didn’t even really get invited because the only thing that was in the body of the email was this: H. L (STL-WSW) would like to recall the message, [...]
Unlimited Texting Doesn’t Mean Text Mommy Until She Wants To Strangle You
July 3rd, 2010
admin I’ve mentioned before that my kids are spoiled, right? They are. Extremely. That’s OK. They’re nice kids. If they want something, they go on a mission until we tire, give in and buy it for them so that we don’t have to hear about it anymore. Or, they save their money, beg to be driven [...]
Tickets, Fines And Suspended Licenses: No, I’m Not Talking About Teenagers
March 31st, 2010
admin I got a few speeding tickets back in the day of my misspent youth. Not too many but enough. And in my complete narcissistic irresponsibility, when I figured nothing bad could truly happen to ME…I paid those fines. Quickly. Just in case. As I grew older and more mature, I was driving 45 in a [...]
My How Things Have Changed
February 9th, 2010
admin In my youth, I skipped a ton of school. Back in my day, it was fairly simple because there weren’t a whole lot of ways for checks and balances. Basically, I’d get someone to call the attendance office, pretty much from the payphone in the front of the school. Yeah, this was PRE cellphones. In [...]
A Dream, Justin Bieber and Having Teenagers aka Keeping Kids True To Themselves
February 3rd, 2010
admin I woke up a few mornings ago in a cold sweat panic. It took me a moment to realize that it was only a dream because of how real and vivid the details were. My son. (Now remember, what I’m about to tell you was just dreamnightmare). He, my darling, precious baby, told me that [...]
A Random Post, Again. This Time About New Years, Cheating and Jet Setting Around For Blogging
December 28th, 2009
admin Random 1 I wrote a pitiful, oh woe is me type post the other day about being left out of New Years Eve plans that were being made all around me. And how we were not going to have much to do except sit around and look at each other. Funny how things change. My [...]



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