This is to my children, whom I love and adore. This is going to be short and to the point. No messing around with fancy words, metaphors, similes or anything else I kind of know how to do. Listen up and listen closely. I…am the all and powerful MOM. Got that so far? I…make the [...]
Author Archive
Posted in 
And Then I Melted
April 27th, 2012 
admin I received a phone call yesterday from my son’s teacher. She was a little concerned because it was an hour past recess and yet my sons cheeks were still bright red and he was sweating profusely. He overheats. A lot. Not sure why. Anyways, I told her I’d come in a take a look. My [...]
I May Be Fat But I’m NOT A Pig
April 25th, 2012 admin As the couple of you who read my blog know, I started Medical Weight Loss last week. I started the meds part of the diet this morning. I love Adipex, it gives me energy which I’ve been so lacking lately. I’m getting old and tired. And it speeds up my very, very, very slow metabolism. [...]
Tags: Dear Ann Romney, Shut Thy Mouth Please
April 24th, 2012 admin I said please. AARRGH. That stupid, age old battle between SAHM’s and WOHM…hello Ann Romney, fuel meet fire. Also, let’s not forget us WAHM’s because we are floating between both battlegrounds. And yeah, we count. Your latest foot meets mouthcomments leads me to believe that you shouldn’t be allowed to speak in public because you [...]
Shortcuts and Dieting
April 17th, 2012 admin I hate dieting. We don’t work well together, diets and me. In fact, I’m a diet dropout and a epic failure. It’s one of my things, don’t judge. It’s not that I don’t have willpower because I do. I’m not a big eater or binger. My food choices are usually fairly healthy, unless you put [...]
On Not Giving Up: We Got Our Loan Mod!
April 16th, 2012 admin A few of you might be aware that, for the last few years, we’ve been trying to get a loan modification. Our story can be found herefor those of you who may have interest in reading about it. Well, here we are. The final chapter. Hopefully, this will never become an ongoing saga or trilogy. [...]
Life Begins WHEN??
April 12th, 2012 admin GO READ THIS Once upon a time, when I was a little girl, my parents explained to me how babies were made. I sat and excitedly listened to my parents tell me something about a man putting his penis inside a woman’s vagina. Then, the penis spits and these little spermy dudes are released. The [...]
