This is to my children, whom I love and adore.
This is going to be short and to the point.
No messing around with fancy words, metaphors, similes or anything else I kind of know how to do.
Listen up and listen closely.
I…am the all and powerful MOM.
Got that so far?
I…make the rules.
Not all of them.
There IS an all and powerful DAD involved in this too.
You…follow the rules.
You are the Munchkins living in MY land.
Not the other way around.
If I tell you you can’t do something, it’s not ok to do it anyways.
Because you WILL get in trouble.
And the all and powerful Mom…
She turns into the Wicked WitchMom of the (Mid)West.
Minus the melting in water thing.
And the WitchMom of the (Mid)West will turn you all into Flying Monkeys and lock you in cages (your rooms)
*insert Wicked Witch of the West laugh*
Tracy Beckerman says
This kind of rant is usually precipitated by a major child infraction. what did they do and how much will it cost you to replace it?
Tara R. says
I promise never to get on your bad side. I hope the munchkins take your warning seriously.
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