Really, I should edit that title to “I’ve GIVEN All I Can, I Need Something More”. But holy sheesh, that epitomizes my entire life…
My life is quite boring. In a good way, I guess, depending on how you look at it. Which is why I have never fit into a niche out here in the blogging world. Unless, of course, I just haven’t found the mundane, boring life bloggers, which would be the pigeon hole I would be tucked neatly away in.
Writing about my day to day crap? It annoys the hell out of me. I can’t do it, I won’t do it to you. That’s not exactly the type of writing I want to do when I say I want to be a writer when I grow up. While it’s cute when my son says things about thinking the sun is G-D’s head and the spaghetti noodles that shoots off the sun is his hair…
It’s really on truly cute to me.
The most exciting things I’ve done in my blogging life lately had to do with writing. STORIES. I write about fake people and their lives MUCH better than my own. Because anything can happen. Not just hey, I was listening to the radio and I had this epiphany type post shit I’ve been coming up with lately.
I’m putting myself to sleep. I can’t even imagine what I must be doing to you.
I need change. Not an Obama-like change, I’m talking the real thing. A new project, anything other than MOMMY FUCKING BLOGGING until my head goes numb.
I can’t write another blog post about how messy my kids are, how busy the dust bunnies are in their procreating or how dirty my toilets get.
Done with it. Sorry, I am. It’s killing me. I’m dying a slow, painful death for everyone to watch. Heck, have you noticed my lack of comments. At first I thought I offended the blogging G-Ds but then I realized that I’m just boring lately.
Either that or I’m having a nervous breakdown, mid-life crisis, personal catastrophic type of event of seismic proportions and everyone is afraid to tell me in fear of pushing me that much closer to the edge. Is that what it is? C’mon, you can tell me.
I need something different. Something more and not altogether blog-like, but kind of. Not that I’m giving up blogging, because we all know that is an impossibility for me. Every time I say bye, I pop back up like 30 seconds later.
I want to do more creative writing. Write more short stories about the people in my head because they possibly lead way more exciting lives than anyone I know. I’m deciding if my blog needs more structure. Like, Meme Monday, Two on Tuesday, etc…(just examples, I hate meme’s).
I’m pretty sure that I’ve even written this type of post before. But, if anyone is interested, I need to start a writing blog with prompts and real writing.
So yeah. Let’s talk. Pranksters need not apply. Only serious enquiries will be considered.
I guess I’m just having all sorts of online issues, aren’t I?