Archive for September, 2010

When Life Is Really Like A Box Of Chocolates And All You Really Want To Do Is Run Forest, Run

It’s hard, when you are so fed up with things going on in your life that you aren’t allowed to blog about, to maintain a chipper, fun to read blog. It really is like a box of chocolates, life. I’m not liking any of the flavors though. Where is the milk chocolate with caramel. I’m [...]

The Answer To A Long Thought About Perplexity

It’s taken me years of head scratching and hmmm’ing over the complex perplexities of strange occurrences in my house. I’ve FINALLY figured out the reasons why… -there are always copious amounts of clothing, both clean and dirty, on the floors of various and random bedrooms. -there are always towels, crumpled in a mildewy mess in [...]

Wordless Wednesday: Winterizing

The end of Summer. The end of swimming and bar-b-que’s with friends. The end of being warm. I’ll long for you until next time, oh warm weather and tanned skin. Time to start getting used to pasty skin and layers of sweaters again. Ugh, the thought of going through another winter…

Mean Kids And The Wrath Of The Mommy

Kids suck. They are mean. They think mean things. They do mean things. They say mean things. And they just, well, suck donkey balls. Especially when a target is one of my children. Right now, it’s my stepson. He’s different, yes. Most definitely. In many obvious and not so obvious ways. Trust me, I realize [...]

Things That Would Make Certain Mom’s Heads Spin: A List

I spend much of my day on Twitter, either lurking or participating. There are certain things said by some Mommy Bloggers that make me want to go all Exorcist-like on them. I sometimes type in responses in my little Tweetbox but then erase them because, well, it’s just not worth it. After all, they know [...]

Somewhere My Love

The last metallic chime of Lara’s Theme fades as my eyes open. The dream, more like the rerun of a memory, floats away the further from sleep I get. A sweet childhood music box given to my by my paternal grandmother, long forgotten, was now the one thing I thought about all morning. I tried, [...]

Sherlock Holmes Would Have Noticed How His Bra Was Made, Assuming He Wore A Bra, Of Course

I went to Victoria’s Secret a few months ago. A new bra was desperately needed because my cheap bras were not controlling the girls very well. They were sticking out everywhere, over the top, under the armpit, the bottom of my shirt (not really, that’s just for effect). And with my out of control growing [...]

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