It’s raining.
I’m broke-ish.
I’m bored.
I have a headache.
I have a zit on my lip.
The hairs on my chin…oy.
The house is a mess.
Laundry is procreating.
So are the dust bunnies.
So are the cup rings on the counter.
I’m not though. Procreating, that is. All done with that.
It’s quiet here, all the kids are gone except for one who is watching “Ghost Whisperer” and will, FOR SURE, have nightmares tonight.
I still haven’t unpacked my suitcase from our vacation and we got back two days ago. But maybe I’m fostering some sort of false hope that I’ll be leaving again for a few days?
There are a lot of assholes on Twitter. On the internet, for that matter. Some are scary and some are just…assholes. But, there are a lot of them.
I’m looking for Social Media jobs if you happen to know of anyone looking, I’m available and my rates are reasonable.
I wish I was at Bloggy Boot Camp in San Diego right now, that Twitter stream is making me jealous.
I can’t believe summer is almost over.
I’m looking forward to all the kids being in school all day. I get to reclaim my house. And maybe my sanity too.
I really wish the puppy would remember that he is not supposed to poop on the floor, that pooping is an outdoor activity.
I’m the mother of high school aged kids.
I don’t feel that old.
I don’t think I look that old either.
I refuse to let someone who is sick and evil take my voice but I’m feeling exceptionally violated and vulnerable right now.
Thank goodness I bought a ton of wine.
Wine makes everything a little better.
For a little while.
Unless you drink too much of it.
Then you just slur your words, stumble around throwing your arms all over the place to make points, throw up and wake up hungover.
Or worse, wake up pregnant.
Really? Who needs that?
Did I mention I’m bored?
I love stream-of-conscious posts.
Yes, alcohol can cause pregnancy. I’m still not sure I was actively “involved” in the creation of #2.
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Wine is magical. I’m pouring a glass right now.
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I was feeling pretty down and out tonight and then I stopped in…now I’m just chuckling to myself…especially since I just dug out my magnifying mirror and tweezers for my chinny chin chin!
Cheers…and remeber the puppy will soon be a dog and the kids out of the house…I can’t say the same for the husband, though!
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School vacation is just about over.
Thank goodness.
Not that I’m home at all lately anymore. But damn, they make a mess in this place. Not that I’m really the one to clean it. But I do have to listen to That Guy preach at the children that they need to clean up after themselves. It’s true, but he needs to get over the fact that it’s not likely to happen anytime soon.
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I’m glad you didn’t give up your voice. That sentence made total sense to me.
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<3 this.. this is kinda how my brain works all day.. just random crap flying through it.. and then we won't mention the random crap that flies out of my mouth..:)
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i really like this post.