Me: I can’t wait to go away. With Daddy. You know..erm…without you guys. Kid-less. Just me and him. *Dreamy look in eyes*
12 y/o Daughter: *eye roll* I know what you’re going to do Mom.
Me: Whaddya mean? You think we’re going to, you know…have sex? *staring straight ahead at the road because I’m driving and avoiding all eye contact with my child*
Her: Yeah Mom. We ALL know you do it. We’ve HEARD you!! Remember?
Me: I know I probably should be embarrassed, I really do. But I’m not. Because I have to pee too badly. Are you going to listen to that, too?