Me: I can’t wait to go away. With Daddy. You know..erm…without you guys. Kid-less. Just me and him. *Dreamy look in eyes*
12 y/o Daughter: *eye roll* I know what you’re going to do Mom.
Me: Whaddya mean? You think we’re going to, you know…have sex? *staring straight ahead at the road because I’m driving and avoiding all eye contact with my child*
Her: Yeah Mom. We ALL know you do it. We’ve HEARD you!! Remember?
Me: I know I probably should be embarrassed, I really do. But I’m not. Because I have to pee too badly. Are you going to listen to that, too?
Heh…damn kids…
Colleen – Mommy Always Wins´s last blog post ..Funny story for you- surrounded by some other BlogHer crap
That is funny & of course you should not be embarrassed!
Patty@NYC Girl at Heart´s last blog post ..Wordless Wednesday – Frozen Hot Chocolate!
Oh jeez – how did I miss that first entry?! Kids…ugghh.
Gigi´s last blog post ..Well- I wasnt going to say anything but
Ha! Good one!
Jill´s last blog post ..Vlog-
You would think the loud music would have effected their hearing by now. =)
Christina @RantRaveRoll´s last blog post ..WHO INVITED THE HOT RUSSIAN CHICK
*snort* Silly kids.
Tara R.´s last blog post ..Dragonfly nirvana
Yeah the kids will do that to you.
Another Suburban Mom´s last blog post ..The Randomness Is Back
That is one of my nightmares.
Jennifer´s last blog post ..The Bluest Eyes
LMAO!! Hahaha!!! That is soooo funny. I hope my kids never hear me. I never get embarrassed but that would totally mortify me!
Michelle @ Mommy Loves Stilettos´s last blog post ..Excuse Me- You Lost Your Weave