There Are Certain Things You Can Never Live Down When You Have Children

Me: I can’t wait to go away. With Daddy. You know..erm…without you guys. Kid-less. Just me and him. *Dreamy look in eyes*

12 y/o Daughter: *eye roll* I know what you’re going to do Mom.

Me: Whaddya mean? You think we’re going to, you know…have sex? *staring straight ahead at the road because I’m driving and avoiding all eye contact with my child*

Her: Yeah Mom. We ALL know you do it. We’ve HEARD you!! Remember?

Me: I know I probably should be embarrassed, I really do. But I’m not. Because I have to pee too badly. Are you going to listen to that, too?

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9 Responses to “There Are Certain Things You Can Never Live Down When You Have Children”

  1. Heh…damn kids…
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  2. That is funny & of course you should not be embarrassed!
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  3. Gigi says:

    Oh jeez – how did I miss that first entry?! Kids…ugghh.
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  4. Jill says:

    Ha! Good one!
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  5. You would think the loud music would have effected their hearing by now. =)
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  6. Tara R. says:

    *snort* Silly kids.
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  7. Yeah the kids will do that to you.
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  8. Jennifer says:

    That is one of my nightmares.
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  9. LMAO!! Hahaha!!! That is soooo funny. I hope my kids never hear me. I never get embarrassed but that would totally mortify me!
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