I’m on vacation with my youngest son, my friend Becca and her youngest son. We are in Boyne at a resort by Boyne Mountain, which is more the size of a giant hill. The internet is lousy and the weather is beautiful.
I’ll be outside. By the lake. By the pool. And wherever else we decide to go today.
Tomorrow, Mackinac Island. I’ll Twitpic, Whrrl and buy lots of fudge while plugging my nose against horse poop stench.
But, I just have one thing to say before I go…
Couches that change into beds. You know…the “Pull-Out” Couch.
Torture chamber devices.
There is not a single place on there that is comfortable, metal bars are everywhere.
It’s a new century full of wonderous advancements in medicine, technology, fashion…everything you can imagine.
Someone…do something about the torturous Pull-Out couch. Please!!
I’m exhausted, my eyelids are as droopy as my boobs. I’m walking like an old Granny.
If you need me, I’ll be asleep on a lounge chair.
Oh yes, and a P.S…
Dear neighbors of our hotel room,
Your kids are smaller than the ones in our room. Ours were asleep and NOT making any noise by 9:30. They were annoying no one. Not us, not you.
Yours…are tiny children who were making noises like drunken sailors into all hours of the night, slamming doors and playing with that metal doorstop thingy which was echoing into my room. It was a regular toddler party and I think all the adults were on the porch drinking a box of wine.
Shut them the FUCK up.
Thank you.
To the rest of you…
Have a WONDERFUL weekend!
XOXO
Have a great vacation. Maybe you can make friends with the hotel neighbors and sedate their children when they aren’t looking……
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Ask for a roll away bed. It has to be better.
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I have no idea where you are, but I’ll take your word for it regarding the beauty. As for the neighbors, you should call DHS. What the hell are toddlers doing up past 7:30 pm??? Oh, by the way, I am a three-star general in the Sleep Nazi Forces so I have credentials.
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With any luck, the neighboring kids will all get diarrhea and the family will leave early. Ok maybe that’s too cruel. With any luck the adults of your neighbor’s party will get drunk and be arrested for public intoxication and the children will end up temporary wards of the state. Still too mean? Ok before I go on, is murder out of the question, or are you open to that option? Oh by the way, your page looks the way it always has, brilliant.