Dear Internet people whose ages are most likely between teens and tweens,
Google, Bing and other search engines have deemed me as the leading authority on whether or not…squeal…Justin Bieber…squeak…is a virgin. This has come to my attention by all the searches performed due to your catlike curiosity, which has led you here, to my humble blog.
Well, my little people, I am going to enlighten you with the information which you are so diligently seeking. Yes. He is a virgin. I mean, c’mon. A kid with a voice that is higher than my neighbor, well…he is still waiting for his testicles to drop. Which in turn means that the kid, at this point in his life, is unable to achieve what needs to be achieved in order to “get ‘er done”.
So, why don’t you mosey on over to Perez Hiltons blog and find out more information.
Buh, bye.
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Dear To Whom It May Concern, aka, My Children,
Because *this* is concerning you.
A new precedent has been set for Moms across the world. It seems that if we loving and nurturing Mommies are not appreciative of your actions, mental health, basic personality and character weaknesses OR strength, and if we just flat out get sick of listening to you whine, etc…
We can buy a one way ticket to Russia or maybe soon…anywhere, put you on a plane with a note attached to you and send you on your merry way.
Just keeping you informed and updated on what’s going on in your world.
Love,
Mommy
P.S. Clean up, shape up or…you know…
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Dear Men Who Cheat,
Sex addicts? My ass.
Sluts caught in the act and are whimpering with their tails between their legs like the bitches they are. Hell yeah.
Just clarifying,
M
LMFAO! That’s all I have to say. :0)
Amen, sister!!! That sex addiction thing is a crop of crap!!! My ass; it’s called lack of self-control with a little selfish bastard mixed in.
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Wait. I thought Justin Beiber was really a girl.
.-= Jennifer´s last blog ..It’s just another random Tuesday… =-.
OMG–you are too much! 🙂
(Oh, and you’re right, too.)
.-= Michele – The Professional Family Manager´s last blog ..The Internet, Privacy, and Nosy People: What Should Bloggers Do? =-.
I have no idea who Justin Bieber is, so whether he’s a virgin doesn’t really matter to me. However, if he is under 18, I hope he is. The teen-aged crowd could use a role model like that.
Or perhaps that little reminder about Russia will suffice… heheheheheh…
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! And that is why I love you.
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Thank you for covering all of the important topics of the day!
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You’re hilarious. I might ask you to write a couple for me! 🙂
.-= Melisa with one S (PH)´s last blog ..Take A Picture; It’ll Last Longer. =-.
Okay this was sooo funny. Especially the Justin Bieber letter.
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