It was a few years ago, back in 1989. I was 1/2 the age I am now. Sigh. He emerged from his Sixteen Candles dweeb chrysalis and became Lloyd Dobler in Say Anything. I was in heat…er…love. I mean, who didn’t want him as their main love interest? Cute, sweet, sensitive, romantic. Cute.
John Cusack. The mere name sent me into a frenzy, running to buy tickets, hoping his movies didn’t sell out on opening night. Despite the fact that I walked out on The Grifters. Hated. It. But, nonetheless…
He’s always been my favorite. Well, besides Jason Bateman, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Simon LeBon, John Taylor and Bon Jovi, to name a few. But yeah, he’s in my top 100 favorite men that I wouldn’t
kick out of my bed for making crumbs mind hanging out with.
Which brings me to last night. When I was throwing my virtual bra on the twitter stage, just to get some attention. Because I’m crazy like that. John Cusack, who switched his Twitter name from Shockazulu to well, John Cusack, was tweeting about Hot Tub Time Machine. Which is what he has been doing a lot lately (crazy misspelled tweets that he does). And this is where my black lacy bra tweet came in…
I said “My kids loved the movie. But I’m mortified to say that I haven’t seen it yet. I want to. Badly.” Yep, see how risque and slutty I can be on Twitter. I know, I’m ashamed. So forward. My mother would be so upset to know the type of floozy-esque tweets her daughter is throwing out into cyberspace.
My longtime love finally noticed me. Well, kinda. Though, he lumped me into the “sir” category along with some rotten cheese guy. I guess that maybe, if you’ve been drinking or something. Or, your eyes don’t work the way they used to. Then perhaps I look like a long haired hippie dude…sir…in my tweet. But whatever. I’m not picky. I favorited that tweet like I would have left a cheek unwashed after an innocent kiss. Forever, I will save it. Never to erase it from my tweet history. I was *this* close to John Cusack, in the virtual sense, of course and I still have my favorite black bra to boot.