Archive for March, 2010

Tickets, Fines And Suspended Licenses: No, I’m Not Talking About Teenagers

I got a few speeding tickets back in the day of my misspent youth. Not too many but enough. And in my complete narcissistic irresponsibility, when I figured nothing bad could truly happen to ME…I paid those fines. Quickly. Just in case. As I grew older and more mature, I was driving 45 in a [...]

It’s Completely Obvious That I Am NOT The Alpha (Fe)Male

Meet our new dog Oscar. Oscar is a Silky Terrier that we bought at a…gasp…mall pet store. He had just been marked down because, for whatever reason, no one had bought him for the two months that he sat and pooped behind that display glass. So we, the pet suckers, saw him, held him and [...]

My Obligatory Birthday Post. Happy Birthday To Me.

It’s my birthday. I’m not in the least bit excited about it. Not just because it’s also Passover so I get screwed from a birthday cake. No, I don’t resent sharing my birthday with Elijah, Moses and 10 plagues, not at all. OK, maybe kinda, sorta. I’m not happy to have another year just whisked [...]

Mommies Are People Too. Well, We Are!!

Last night I indulged in a GNO with a couple of my friends. Overnight. In a beautiful hotel. Sans kids and smelly, poker playing hubbies. We were belatedly celebrating my friends 40th birthday. Dinner and gambling in Greektown, along with people- watching(Seriously, it was like the People of Wal-Mart had a convention in Greektown.) and [...]

From My Brain To Yours. You’re Welcome.

You wanna know a little pet peeve of mine? Yeah…you know you do. OK. It drives me insane when women lose their own identity when driving in the car of life with their husband. It’s all fine and dandy that the generic your husband is successful. It’s so awesome that you have charge cards and [...]

A Mother’s Curse Has Come To Fruition

She knew about and was completely dreading this writing assignment in her AP 8th grade English class for weeks. A ten paragraph persuasive essay about the pros and cons of trying minors as adults. Sounds easy enough. We pestered. She reassured. We nagged. She promised. Her class supposedly worked on a bit of the assignment [...]

Basie and Paisley Book Review And Giveaway.

I’m so behind on my posting. And don’t even get me started on my laundry. It’s crazy around here. But, I had to stop my studying and kvetching to tell you about my friend Jim Millers childrens book AND to give them away to one lucky person!! Let’s talk about Basie and Paisley. Basie has [...]

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