Thyroid dear, I have a bit of an issue to discuss with you. You see, I’m not sure what happened between us that made you decide to curse me.
But, you did.
That was very passive-aggressive of you.
Don’t you think, darling thyroid,
that perhaps we should have had a little chat first?
A heart to heart of sorts?
Before you decided to make my heart all hiccupy.
And, my metabolism all bejoinkers.
Truthfully thyroid? I’m not very appreciative of these significant and troublesome uncomfortable inconveniences.
Aches. Hot flashes. Moodiness.
It’s not me, thyroid. It’s you.
Quite frankly and with all due respect, I think it may be nearing time for you to leave.
By the way and P.S, thyroid. There is one other little issue that we need to discuss. Being hyper with the side effect of hypo?
That, is just lousy.
Tara R. says
Those thyroids can be total b’otches. I hope you can get it settled and no more hiccupy heart.
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TeacherMommy says
That is just not right. Stupid thyroid.
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Kelly says
Ouch. My mom has hyperthyroidism and my aunt has hypothyroidism. Both are bad, but the side effects of hypo can really kill the ol’ self esteem. I hope you get it regulated easily!
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lceel says
I hate thyroid. Period.
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Lady Mama says
Stupid thyroid! Hope you can get it sorted.
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Lauren says
I’m going to punch your thyroid in the sack.
patois says
I’ve been on meds for two months. Just went back for a retest this a.m. And guess what? Rapid freakin’ heartbeat for the past four or five days. Doctor appointment at 11:30 today. Stupid freakin’ thyroid.
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Joni Golden says
I’ve always CLAIMED I have thyroid problems and a slow metabolism. Because it’s easier than saying, “Yes, I’m hooked on sugar, you wanna make something of it?”.
Now I feel bad. I’ve been a thyroid impostor, and there you are having all the real symptoms. I hope they get it under control soon, that just sucks.
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Mommy X says
Well the good news is that they know what your deal is. XO
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