Thyroid dear, I have a bit of an issue to discuss with you. You see, I’m not sure what happened between us that made you decide to curse me.
But, you did.
That was very passive-aggressive of you.
Don’t you think, darling thyroid,
that perhaps we should have had a little chat first?
A heart to heart of sorts?
Before you decided to make my heart all hiccupy.
And, my metabolism all bejoinkers.
Truthfully thyroid? I’m not very appreciative of these significant and troublesome uncomfortable inconveniences.
Aches. Hot flashes. Moodiness.
It’s not me, thyroid. It’s you.
Quite frankly and with all due respect, I think it may be nearing time for you to leave.
By the way and P.S, thyroid. There is one other little issue that we need to discuss. Being hyper with the side effect of hypo?
That, is just lousy.