November 20th, 2009 
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On Spongebob and my complete hatred for him
Son: Mom. Spongebob is my favorite. You know why Spongebob is my favorite?
Me: No honey. I have no idea. Because honestly, he grosses me out.
Son: Mom. You should REALLY watch Spongebob. Because? You know what? If you watch it, you’ll love it too. Just like me.
Me: Oh, I doubt it.
Son: Mom. You know what you should do? You should go home. Sit on the couch with your head pointed forward. And you should watch Spongebob until it’s time to come get me. Because then, you’ll love him. And you’ll hate Patrick and Squidsworth just like me. And Mommy. You’ll think he’s really funny and you’ll laugh.
Me: I don’t think so honey. I have stuff to do and it really doesn’t include watching tv.
Son: What Mom? What do you have to do that’s so important? You have to go on your computer?
On God, Adam and Eve…
Son: Mom. You know those first people that God made? The ones that ate the apple and the ribs?
Me: They didn’t eat ribs honey. God made Eve out of Adams rib.
Son: How did God make those people?
Me: Um. Out of Play-doh.
He smiled. I smiled. And I TOTALLY thought he knew I was kidding.
Later that day my sister called to tell me that he announced to her that he knew how God made people. Out of Play-Doh. Apparently he has no sense of humor.
On how babies are made:
Son: Mommy. Are you going to have a baby?
Me: Heck no. You’re my last baby. YOU are the baby.
Son: Mommy. I know how babies are made. The “C” word.
Me: What? Is the C word?
Son: Sex.
Me: It’s actually an S. And do you know what sex is?
Son: Yes Mommy. You told me before. It’s a special hug between a Mommy and a Daddy.
Son: Are you sure it’s not the “C” word?
Me: Babies are not made by the C word. They are made from a few different S words, the F word and various other letters. But Mommy can’t get a baby in her tummy from a C word.
Son: Then what’s the C word?
Me: Never mind.
Son: That’s an N word.
Me: Sigh.
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hahahahahahahaha love it!
Shortie is the same age, same tendencies, just with worse grammar.
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Well, technically, it does help to have 2 C words while making a baby. Although there’s probably much more pleasant, and kid friendly, terms for those.
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Kids are great…everything is so fun, new and exciting….can I be a kid again?
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Love it! That’s too cute.
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Great! Now, I will be worried about what the C word is all day.
The Spongebob convo was hilarious! I share your hate for the little yellow freak.
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Ahhhh, you gotta love boys!
My son came into the bathroom a few years ago and said, “I see your China”. When he saw me laughing he said, “It’s not a China is it?”.
We have had numerous conversations about why I should like Spongebob. Thankfully their dad has their same sense of humor. I prefer The Simpson’s which we all watch together as a family and have a lot of fun with it.
I followed you over here from Twitter and had a good laugh this morning, thank you.
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OMGosh this was a great way to start my day!! Great post as usual!
EL OH EL! That was the best! The “c” word… haha… I think we should all spell in “Cex” from now on…
*sigh* I thought everyone liked Patrick.
Maybe the C word is cha cha!
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Ooooh I hate Spongebob too! What priceless conversations with your son!
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Alright!! EVERYBODY …..
Whoooooooo Lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants!!! Yay.
Because i knew you were missing that.
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This is hilarious! Too funny!
I love conversations like these!
And Spongebob – aren’t his 15 minutes up yet? GAH!!!
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Still not getting the Sponge Bob attraction. But my 3 year old LOVES him.
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You THINK you don’t love Sponge Bob nowww. But one day– a decade later, as you’re flipping through the channel’s..BAM! You’ll hear that obnoxious little voice of the most disgusting e-coli infested sponge and get all nostalgic for those days with your sweet baby boy.. Who now will be watching Girls Gone Wild. Pfffft.
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*giggles* I want to be a fly on your wall.
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What the what? God didn’t make people out of play doh????? And you don’t spell Sex with a C? I
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The ‘C’ word????? OMG…..at least that conversation didn’t really head the direction that I thought it was going to head. Oye!
And, Play-Doh….I will have to remember that one, as we are just entering the Why? question stage in our house.
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I feel your pain. My 6 year old is a ‘great’ talker too. ‘Sit on the couch with your head pointed forward’ – priceless.
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cute. We have the same SpongeBob conversation in my house only I am the one trying to talk my son into watching it. I also LOVE the Penguins of Madagascar. I have to put on the headphones when I watch or I will get laughed at by the hubby and kid. “Mom are you watching Nickelodeon again?!” “Honey don’t you have something that you wanted to cook for dinner it’s almost 7 o’clock? Do I smell something burning?”
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