Guess what you’re going to get today, kids? A bowl of mish-mash soup of a post. Because THAT. Is what is going on in my wind tunnel of a brain.

Avitable wrote a post called “Twitter: Who Should You Follow?’ Go read it. I’ll just drink my coffee and pick the crusty boogers out of my son’s nose and hum until you get back. *insert quiet whistling of “Smooth Criminal” while tapping to the beat on the table”.

I’m going to assume you’ve read it.

Now. This is my little opinion. Because you care about my opinion.

Who cares? Really? At the end of the day, who follows you on Twitter and vice versa? Does it do your kids homework? Does it help pay bills? Does it REALLY AFFECT the bottom line of your life? It’s just Twitter, for the love of all things hashtaggy and retweety.

I love my Twitter friends. Especially the ones that actually talk to me. The other ones that I follow who NEVER engage…I wish them well but, I just don’t really give that much thought to. That is why I haven’t cleaned house yet, done any unfollowing. Because. In the scheme of my life, who I follow or unfollow. Who follows me or unfollows. It doesn’t flipping matter. At all. So if I get a huge unfollow exodus today because of this little random blurb…so be it. I’m still going to have the people that really matter in my real life and in my social media real life. To the others, take care.

Anyway. Now where was I? Rant. Random.
Oh yeah!

Last night!! I went to a ELF make up party. It was hosted by my REAL LIFE friend that I just happened to have met on Twitter…Courtney. Love her. So, she hosted this lovely party. And she was allowed to have 10 people, including herself. ELF is gracious and they send, as swag, a lovely bag of make-up brushes along with a holder cup. It’s awesome. But. Everyone she and Michelle, @skinjunkie invited. Who, by the way, happens to be another REAL LIFE friend now. They, the other women invited, of course said they’d be there. After all, what woman in their right mind would say no to free make up?
Guess what?
Only 5 people showed up. Including our lovely hostess, Courtney.
Rude, people. If you say you’re going to be somewhere. And the hostess is counting on you to be there. The, unless you are dying. Or on bed-rest because you have gestational diabetes at 6 weeks into your pregnancy…which one of the ladies is excused because that is a true story. Then you show up. Otherwise, you’re just assholes who don’t deserve to be invited anywhere. EVER.
And you missed out. It was FUN. Yummy margaritas. Yummy meatballs. Yummy desserts. And scrumptious, delicious, mouth-watering…MAKE UP. And because 5 of these chicks didn’t show up, I have a TON of new make up.
So thank you, you rude women. Your loss was our gain.
And thank YOU Courtney! For inviting me. I had a wonderful time. And even better…I loved seeing you and Michelle. And I enjoyed meeting the 2 other women that were there.

Oh yeah. Thank you to all my friends. That follow me on Twitter. And who actually, we’d probably be friends in real life. Thank you for sending me over to Open Office because I can do my work for my Dad now. AND. I can finally write the rest of my sexy, raunchy, snarky, vampire story.
Yay.

Oh and P.S…thank you to my friend Mary at Pajamas and Coffee. She featured my blog today in her new Saturday meet a new blog meme!! So, hello to all her peeps. Welcome. Enjoy. Have some coffee and Halloween candy.

Also and futhermore. Because if I put another P.S, it’ll look like I’m copying The Bloggess even though I’m way older than her and used to do multiple p.s’s on my letters, back when we wrote letters…
*gasping for breath from the run on sentence*
last thought.
If people were to spend as much time doing important things like…putting band aids on the ozone, bombing all the bad countries that want to hurt us, etc…
and stop updating fricking twitter with new stupid beta programs that screw me up…
this world would probably not be coming to an end in 2012.
Just saying.