Once upon a time, like back in the 1980′s, so not that very VERY long ago. There lived a girl in a house with a family. Totally normal, like for sure. This girl. She loved music and ballet. Oh yeah, and hot boys. But this is about the music that girl loved. Ballet and boys [...]
Archive for October, 2009
The One Where I Admit I May Be A Tad Bit Jealous Of The Ex-Wife. Keyword Is Tad.
October 30th, 2009 
admin I am. A little. I’m big enough…and getting bigger…to admit it. I’m a teensy, weensy bit jealous of my husbands ex-wife. Why, you ask? And stop staring. It’s not polite. Because. She only has to deal with one meal a week where there is whining. And I don’t even think they whine for her. Because [...]
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Tags: being a mom, ex-spouses, kids, no parental obligations, parenting, step kids 
14 Comments »The Winners For The White Nights Pleasure Pack Giveaway Are…
October 29th, 2009 admin Random Integer Generator Here are your random numbers: 15 25 #15 Matt says: October 22, 2009 at 6:14 pm (Edit) Follow and tweeted. http://twitter.com/matt0701/status/5082307683 mattschmunk at hotmail dot com #25 Miss Behavin says: October 23, 2009 at 3:58 pm (Edit) yes, this is day two and I’m pimpin’ this giveaway on Twitter. Congratulations to the [...]
Mock Us All You Want, Mr. Groundhog But Just Remember You Don’t See Much Human Roadkill
October 29th, 2009 admin After my doctors appointment this morning which x-rays confirmed the fact that I have swelling in my ankle. Might I mention that is completely obvious to the human eye and I didn’t need a picture of my insides to tell me. Miracles of modern science, my rosy fricking rear end. Take Motrin and call me [...]
Cleaning Instruction Tags Aren’t There Just To Irritate The Nape Of Your Neck
October 28th, 2009 admin The shirts piled up on the floor of our bedroom. The dry cleaning. It was becoming a fire hazard and a ski slope rolled into one. But my husband kept forgetting to take them in to the local cleaners. And so did I. Finally, after a burst of semi energy, my husband gathered all of [...]
The Day I Woke Up And I Noticed I Was Still Fat And I Realized That Maybe I Should Start Doing Something About It
October 26th, 2009 admin A couple nights ago, I got out of the shower and caught a glimpse of my naked self in the steamed up mirror. I was shocked. Fat. I got fat. AGAIN. And it wasn’t the steam making my reflection look distorted. All the weight that I had lost had been replaced by major amounts of [...]
Posted in my life Tags: being fat, diet, exercise, gaining weight, getting a treadmill 32 Comments »Just Because Kings And Queens Can Be Cultured, It Doesn’t Mean They Have Any Class. Except For The Reigning Queen And Her King, Of Course
October 25th, 2009 admin It is not very often that the Reigning Queen Supreme and the Wanna-Be King are able to attend cultural events. They enjoy the arts tremendously. But due to a Kingdom with limited funding and limited cultural options, the opportunities are few and far between. Last evening, however, was an exception. The time in-between the few [...]
