A million and a half years ago, I received a Twin Rabbit Vibe from Vibrator.com, with a promise to do a honest review. And I suck. Because I completely forgot. Call me an airhead. It might hurt my feelings but, I’ll answer to it. Truth hurts.
So yeah. This Twin Rabbit Cock Ring.
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You want honest? Can you handle honest?
WE HATED THE FRICKING THING!!
We did. It was uncomfortable for him to put on. You need to be practically bald in the nether-regions for this rubber toy to not yank hairs out from the roots. It didn’t allow for *ahem* decent penetration. The little remote control doodad should be wireless. Because it’s annoying. It’s noisy. Uncomfortable. And it’s been sitting in my drawer ever since.
It’s a lovely pink color though, no?
Cute little ears, eh?
Don’t you want to just hug it, kiss it and call it Wascally Wabbit…
So, free to good home. Gently used barely even once. Thoroughly washed. Needs to be loved because it’s feeling very neglected tucked away in a drawer. It is crying and whimpering to be played with. Want it? Anyone? Anyone?
Thank you to Vibrator.com sex toys. They had to put up with me and then give me an ultimatum…pay or play. I acted fast because I hate forgetting things. HATE IT! *Drapes hand over forehead* OH the guilt!!
But yeah. I’m sure you can find other sex toys at Vibrator.com that are more user friendly than this Twin Vibes Rabbit.
Was that honest enough for ya?
Its very similar to the one I posted about, that my kid found and put a sticker on! Heh. Ours works pretty well though. *ahem*
I am still working on the mental picture manual of how it works…..maybe if I put my head upside down?!
As always….love the honesty.
I love your honesty!
Blushing and laughing!! haha
umm that thing LOOKS like it will hurt and that a person might have to be penile deficient to use it. crikey! sex toys are cool, but not when they inflict pain lol
That thing looks a little painful. There’s just too much going on. And the wire? No thanks.
You had me rolling when you were talking about pubs getting pulled…lol
Wascally Wabbit!!! You’re killing me! Despite to cute pink color, it looks more like an instrument of torture than one of pleasure.
I like the colour, but um, no thanks. The sex toys I have are much more um, friendly looking then that! And if it is noisy, too? It would make an otherwise sexy situation a funny situation. I’m sticking to porn. 😉
Hahahaha
omg omg omg omg no no no no no NO!
On the other hand – does that have the same effect as tying a two by four to my ass? you know – so I don’t fall in?
Is it dishwasher and microwave safe? Sorry, couldn’t resist ….
Okay, it’s pink, it looks like a rabbit thingy, and it comes with remote control. Am I wrong or does this thing resemble a kids toy??????
Can’t get a visual on how it works though. Showed the hubby and he freaked when he saw it – it scared him to think HE had to put it on, LOL!!! He ran from my computer. T
hought it looked cute, but painful.
So I hear about this ‘cock ring’ review you did, and find your tweet about it and click.
Lo and behold I get your main page and what do I see? I post titled ‘Kindergarten’. First thought?
“What the FARK type of school do you send your kids to?!?!?!”
HA HA…just kidding…forgive my spazziness. I’ve been trapped at work all day.
As for the review? Good to know…good to know…
Hmm. Thanks, but after that stellar review I think I’ll pass. At first glance I was pretty sure I couldn’t figure out how on earth it would work that could possibly be fun, but after your description, I know I couldn’t.
Love it! But remind me never to add you to our sex toy teters list!!