A million and a half years ago, I received a Twin Rabbit Vibe from Vibrator.com, with a promise to do a honest review. And I suck. Because I completely forgot. Call me an airhead. It might hurt my feelings but, I’ll answer to it. Truth hurts.
So yeah. This Twin Rabbit Cock Ring.
You want honest? Can you handle honest?
WE HATED THE FRICKING THING!!
We did. It was uncomfortable for him to put on. You need to be practically bald in the nether-regions for this rubber toy to not yank hairs out from the roots. It didn’t allow for *ahem* decent penetration. The little remote control doodad should be wireless. Because it’s annoying. It’s noisy. Uncomfortable. And it’s been sitting in my drawer ever since.
It’s a lovely pink color though, no?
Cute little ears, eh?
Don’t you want to just hug it, kiss it and call it Wascally Wabbit…
So, free to good home. Gently used barely even once. Thoroughly washed. Needs to be loved because it’s feeling very neglected tucked away in a drawer. It is crying and whimpering to be played with. Want it? Anyone? Anyone?
Thank you to Vibrator.com sex toys. They had to put up with me and then give me an ultimatum…pay or play. I acted fast because I hate forgetting things. HATE IT! *Drapes hand over forehead* OH the guilt!!
But yeah. I’m sure you can find other sex toys at Vibrator.com that are more user friendly than this Twin Vibes Rabbit.
Was that honest enough for ya?