I’m sitting by the pool with a friend. We’re talking condoms. We discuss the fact that Trojan are slimy and smelly. Seriously, haven’t you ever noticed that about Trojan?
So, this leads to a discovered similarity…we both prefer Durex for that pregnancy protection. We both like the Pleasure Pack. Nice assortment. And no, I didn’t get paid for that plug.
Somehow. Someway. This conversation led to…
College.
My roommate was the size of a munchkin. But skinnier. Because, if you’ve paid attention, Munchkins were kind of stocky. No offense to the people of Munchkinland.
Anyway…
She had this boyfriend. Tall. Skinny. Nice looking. Schmitty was his name. No, I’m not kidding. OK, fine. It was his nickname but whatever.
My other roommate and I were sitting in the lounge part of our suite. Watching television. Smoking Marlboro lights. Minding our own business, while trying to ignore all the noises coming from behind those closed doors over there.
Suddenly. The door bursts open. And Schmitty saunters out of the room, donning nothing but a pair of Garfield boxer shorts and a huge shit-eating grin.
He raises his arms over his head in a stretching exercise.
But my roomie and I. We both, at the same time. Were drawn to something that had spilled out of the leg of his boxer shorts.
Holy shit.
That’s when we both realized.
Trojan was right on when they came out with Magnum condoms.
But how in the hell did that thing fit in a Munchkin?
Durex is the reason I have three neices, a god-daughter, and a godson 😉 HAH. but then again, maybe they should have been using Magnums?
*snickers*
That. Is. Hilarious.
(So not looking forward to needing to find birth control.)
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA DH and I used Trojans before I got my IUD installed. I hate condoms but using them is why I never got pregnant when I was single (I was on hormone BC for monogamous relationships). I think that all condoms taste nasty. No matter what you do you end up with that rubbery taste in your mouth. GROSS.
She (the munchkin)would say, that it fit just fine!
Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha
I am reading this after midnight so that it is not inappropriate…LOL! Holy Hell, what a scene that must have been! I’m on the depo shot shot so dh & I don’t use them.unless we’re testing them out for some unknown reason. (still haven’t tried the glow-in-the-dark one I got from a party…lol)
*snort*
you know size doesn’t matter ….
That guy was so not doing “stretch exercises” – he was boasting!
ROFL! Hilarious post!!!!
Hilarious! Sounds like the kind of thing my roommate and I experienced in college.
I’m with Mwa. That was no accident. Dude was totally showing off.