Late night moans of ecstasy echo throughout every mecca of love in every Kingdom. A sure sign that all the Prince and Princesses are safely away, enjoying their summer, pampered at their Camp For Royals. Leaving all the Royal Parents to enjoy their alone time with doors and windows open, no worries of Royal PITAS catching them “in the act”.
The Queen in question, however. Her desire for any type of love-fest had be squashed. Thwarted. Fizzled.
Because you see.
Every bright, shiny summer day. While her Pretty, Pretty Princesses are at Pretty, Pretty Princess Camp. After the Queen pulls herself away from Twitter. And her morning blogroll.
The Queen strolls to the drawbridge. To the mailbox. Where she waits, very excitedly and impatiently. For word from her daughters.
The Reigning Queen Supreme needs to know. As often as possible. That her beautiful girls are alive and in one piece.
Generally, the Queen is greeted with parchments telling of food fights. And horseback riding. And dances.
But the other day.
After the Queen ran to gather her mail.
She sorted through it.
And found a little purple envelope.
The Royal stamp was on it. But it was addressed to no one.
So the Queen opened it. The writing. It looked so familiar.
It was in her youngest daughter, Princess Curly Q Nosybutt’s hand.
This note. It was written quickly. Frantically.
It simply said:
I REALLY!!! want to go home! Plz pick me up i hate this bunk I MISS U SO MUCH!! I NEED you to pick me up! I’m missrable! Love, your daughter Princess Curly Q Nosybutt
And, on this heartbreaking letter was a simple picture of a crying face.
The Queen paced.
The Queen cried.
The Queen called the King and begged him to let her go pick up the Princess.
The King said “NO!”
So the Queen cried again.
And she vowed to all the Kingly and Queenly gods that she would NEVER send her daughter to camp again.
When she went to the Pretty, Pretty Princess website.
Where new pictures from the day are posted.
And the Queen…
To her surprise.
Came across this…
She let out her breath, which she had been holding since she received that horrible letter.
And she thought to herself…
Tonight, the doors and windows will remain open.
And the Queen smiled.