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No one threatens a country, let alone a planet, that my children inhabit. Period.
The solution seems so simple and obvious.
And that is how I roll…simple and obvious.
Bomb the shit out of them.
If there are other countries backing them…
Bomb them to smithereens, too.
Just leave big, gaping craters where they once stood.
If these holes, that were originally countries, have a nice climate…
Build Disney resorts. Family-friendly all-inclusives.
Because right now, as it stands…
These countries talk a big, scary, Napoleon-complex like talk.
But really, if they don’t exist.
There isn’t much they can do.
Except house five star resorts.
Damn it, I thought you had solved my iPod crisis…
But instead you were solving national defense issues.
Tara R. says
I want to vote for you!
Raychel Celeste says
You rock. I’m linking to this from my blog.
Im BeingHeldHostage says
Why is it you didn’t win the Presidential nomination again?
I’m not sure I want to visit any 5-star resort in N.Korea, but then again, it would be the only place that they served food in that country.
Where do I donate to your campaign??
Amen. Just Amen. You said it all!