Grind, n. slang a dance movement in which the hips are rotated in a suggestive or erotic matter. Compare to the Bump. As defined on Dictionary.com.
This dance, which has had many different variations throughout time, at every nightclub. Is making it’s way through 13 year old Bar and Bat Mitzvah circuit. Appalling.
Parents…SHAME ON YOU!
You parade your daughters around. Wearing nothing more that child sized adult dresses. Freshly budded cleavage exposed from plunging necklines. Buttocks and genitals barely covered with strips of material masquerading as dresses. Teetering perilously and comically in gorgeous designer shoes with heels way to high for anyone but strippers to walk in normally.
And you send them to functions like this.
You drop them off at the door.
Kiss them goodbye.
And drive away.
Do you realize what these little mini hookers in training are doing?
They are PRACTICALLY having sex on the dance floor.
And it’s NOT OK.
I’m not prude. In fact, I’m far from it. I have an adult website. So I am completely aware of what goes on in the world.
But these are kids. Fresh from babyhood.
And they are gyrating provocatively, while sandwiched between two horny 13 year old boys.
This is horrifying.
A parent…a mother…of a boy child who was one of the pieces of bread to the grinding sandwich…told me to get over it. In her defense, she was nice about it. But she told me that this is normal. At EVERY function. All over the country.
Get over it?
No freaking way.
If I found out that my children were behaving inappropriately. And I TOTALLY believe grinding to be inappropriate. I would never let them go to these kinds of events.
It’s so disgusting that parents are allowing this to go on.
Yet, if grinding was being done at school dances…even on the high school level. Chaperones would break it up. And if it continued, these offensive…OFFENDING…students would be removed from the school.
So how is it OK anywhere else?
Recently, due to girls performing oral sex under the tables at these type of parties, new regulation stated that the tablecloths had to be made shorter.
Apparently though, having group sex in a corner of the dance floor, while all the adults…parents…chaperones boogie down while drinking umptuous amounts of alcohol;
now THAT is perfectly acceptable.
*major eye roll*