I’m reposting this in light of the horrible, awful, no-good fact…that they are all home for the summer.
I can’t help it. I’m NOT that excited. Well…I’m grateful to not be on a schedule. But after that…
NOT very excited.
So, without further ramblings from me, I present to you a post from this past winter…
A Middle Aged Woman Who Lives In A House
A middle-ish aged woman
who lived in a house
with five bratty children
and an even brattier spouse.
To the meals they were fed,
each turned up their nose.
So she sent them hungry to bed.
And refused to fold clothes.
Not a single kid cared-
Oh, the slobs that they are.
Leaving their crap EVERYWHERE
throughout the house and the car.
And the brattier spouse…
waaaaay too much he demanded
from his middle-ish aged wife
who was only TWO handed.
But what does Dad do
to help with HIS house?
Besides yell at the kids
and belittle his spouse?
Oh this middle-ish aged woman
who lives in a house…
is SO sick of those children…
and that ungrateful louse.
So listen up guys…
the six of you shits.
You can do it yourself
because this woman QUITS!!
Haha! Love it. You have a gift for poetry 🙂
I’m imagining this illustrated, and in the final panel, you’re on a beach surrounded by sexy cabana boys and drinking the world’s biggest margarita.
bwahahahahaha
thanks, I needed a laugh today!
And I ? Am really not so excited for summer “holidays” either. It sure won’t be a holiday for me!
AND SOON, that woman gets a BREAK to get SQUEEZED!
it’s a classic!