Dear Sir,
This note is in reference to your alarm clock.
The one that, at precisely 6:07 am, obnoxiously alerts you to that fact that it is time to start thinking about waking up.
To which you press a button conveniently labeled “snooze”.
And then, at precisely 6:17 am, the aforementioned alarm once again sounds off, reminding you that you should get your lazy ass exhausted body out of bed.
These actions are repeated. AND repeated.
Until 6:37 am.
When you realize that it’s down to the wire. And if you don’t get yourself out of your horizontal position, you are in jeopardy of being late to dropping the children off to school.
Which, in turn, will make you late to your place of employment.
Which is why you, by the way, have earned the mock award “Fashionably late”.
Anyway…
Back to your alarm clock.
Sir.
In case you didn’t notice. There is a woman sleeping next to you. A hot and beautiful woman. And that woman does NOT need to wake up every 10 minutes, starting at precisely 6:07 a.m. In fact, that woman doesn’t need to wake up until 7:30 a.m.
It is on the behalf of that woman that shares your bed that I write you this letter.
She would like me to inform you that if you do not cease and desist the incessant pressing of the snooze button. Which wakes her up at a time that she vowed, after high school and having small babies, that she never wanted to see again…
That she is going to take you AND your alarm clock…
And send you to live with your mother.
Yours truly,
Someone Writing This Letter On Behalf Of Your Better Half…
Ok, fine…
It’s Me.
XOXO
HA! This is me and my husband, but a little different. I’m the “snooze” presser. It goes off at 6am and I get up at about approximately 6:40 am. Lucky for me, my hubby is up and gone before the first alarm.
That Guy I Married? Has 2 alarms. And one of them goes off every 5 minutes. He even sets it on the weekend.
I’m so glad he sleeps in the basement now!
I wish upon wish that we had to set the alarm in our house. Unfortunately we have the human alarm clock of two early riser children who think 6am is far too late for productive members of society to be sleeping. But if they would sleep later and my husband then did press the snooze button I think I’d have him drawn and quartered.
A good poke in the ribs (or lower) should promptly fix this dilemma!!
lmfao.
i’m the one with the alarm going off though. 😀 *blush*
you have an award at my place. 😀
Ok…I have to admit I am a Snooze Addict. I hit snooze from 545 until I feel like turning the damn thing off because frankly I love to listen to the music that comes on intermittently in between snoozes.
Hwah! I’m the one snoozing. But then, Mr. Kate is the one on call 24/7 for the railroad…so we get phone calls at 2 a.m. And he then gets up and, so help me, TURNS ON THE LIGHTS and TALKS TO HIMSELF about his upcoming shift.
I seem to have the same someone living in my house too. I finally turned off the alarms, cuz I can wake up on time without one and leave him snoring until he’s frantically running around trying not to be late. No, I am NOT passive aggressive.