There was a last minute testosterone-fest at the castle. A long, long time ago…like, last night. The King, after informing the Queen that this card playing, beer drinking, cigar smoking party, was going to be canceled… He re-informed the Queen that this card playing, beer drinking, cigar smoking party, was a go. And he only [...]
Archive for May, 2009
Cards, Beer And Cigars Are Allowed In The Kingdom With The Queens Permission
May 30th, 2009 
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Posted in the kingdom, Uncategorized 
Tags: marijuana, poker game, poker party, pot, pot smoking is gross 
13 Comments »Oedipus. Oedipus. Wherefore Art Thou Oedipus.
May 29th, 2009 admin “Heh, heh.” My five year old giggled to his 4 year old cousin about how our waiter had just addressed them, “He just called us sir.” “That’s because I AM a sir.” replied my nephew, quite seriously. “NO!” exclaimed my son, excitedly. “Girls are ladies. And BOYS…are husbands.” he explained to his much younger cousin. [...]
Explaining Death To A Child…
May 29th, 2009 admin Ever since we took my son to see Bolt…TWICE… Or…it COULD BE Coraline… My son has been living in fear of dying. To the point of preoccupation. Thank you, rated G movies. You rawk. But, he has been CONSTANTLY bringing up the subject of death. And G-D. Asking a bazillion questions. For example, he wants [...]
The Long And Winding Road
May 28th, 2009 admin At 29 years old, after a precarious pregnancy and the subsequent traumatic events following the birth of my daughter, I was done having kids. Finished. Office closed for business. I was perfectly content mothering my little son and his baby sister. Then… Divorce happened. I took my small children and left. And we started our [...]
Excuse Me Please, May I Have A Moment Of Your Time…
May 27th, 2009 admin Sorry to interrupt my regularly scheduled blog post but, I have another random thought. Question, actually. It has to do with Twitter. I know, enough with Twitter already. And stop with the eye-rolling. That’s MY job. But anyways… Do you. Yes you. Ever wonder. When you are talking to someone. And it’s a mutual follow [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: followees ignoring followers, tweets, twitter, why follow 15 Comments »Where Has My Mind Gone…aka…Random-ness At Its Finest, Or Worst…Depending On Who You Ask
May 27th, 2009 admin So. Are you interested in my thoughts on Jon and Kate Plus the brood? Who cares!! Honestly. People cheat. People get caught cheating. It’s happening every day. All over the world. Only…their little adventures are part of our nations media coverage. Oh. Well. They made a lot of money being in the public eye, I [...]
Dear Sir, Please Take Your Alarm Clock And Stick It Where The Sun Don’t Shine
May 26th, 2009 admin Dear Sir, This note is in reference to your alarm clock. The one that, at precisely 6:07 am, obnoxiously alerts you to that fact that it is time to start thinking about waking up. To which you press a button conveniently labeled “snooze”. And then, at precisely 6:17 am, the aforementioned alarm once again sounds [...]
Posted in crazy family, my life Tags: husbands, marriage, pressing snooze, snooze button, wives 8 Comments »
