Would You Like Some Sasquatch With That Jerky?

I had this whole Aprils Fools post planned out. But then…
My son got a cold.
I had to make lunches this morning because I was too lazy last night.
I had to look for my daughters knee pad for volleyball…because she lost it. I found it. Because…I’m the Mom!
And…
I had to write this review I promised to do…
About Jerky.com
You see, I got this email from this really cool dude named Doug. He wanted to know if I wanted to check out some of their jerky and maybe…do a review on it.
I sent him an email back. Immediately. Because he has NO CLUE how much my family LOVES jerky. Of all kinds.
So…
He sent out this sample of pineapple jerky that was…
AMAZING. All natural. Only pineapple and honey. The only thing wrong with it was…I had to share it with my husband. Who ended up eating all of it. Except for one piece. He left that for me. I know, right?
But…
He also sent us a sample of their specialty. It’s called Sasquatch Jerky. I was all like…No way. Sasquatch. Dude…that’s like a total joke. But apparently. It’s not. The people at Jerky.com have an in on where to get small amounts of Sasquatch meat. I KNOW!! I didn’t believe it either. Until I tried it!
It’s super rare, the meat. So…he couldn’t give me a big sample. This…I didn’t have to share with my husband. It’s also fairly expensive at almost $500 per order. The quantities are limited. But let me tell you…
OMG.
So…good. Not too chewy. Not too salty. A little sweet. Does NOT taste like chicken!! I would say that the Sasquatch meat has a rich flavor…almost like lamb. But not quite. It…is unlike anything I’ve EVER tasted before. I’m hoping to get another sample from Doug before they run out of their limited supply!!
Try it.
Or…
Just try their Pineapple jerky. Or…try any of Jerky.com’s huge assortment of awesome looking stuff…at reasonable prices!!
And tell Doug that Melissa sent ya!

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