If this matter concerns anyone. And anyone is really concerned.
Let’s talk for a moment about the color…silver.
It’s a lovely color. Shiny. Bright. Doesn’t show dirt too badly. Exceptionally popular.
Now…let’s talk about cars.
SUV’s, to be exact.
Big. Gas guzzling family mobiles. Extremely popular as well…especially for really short woman who adore driving the BIGGEST SUV’s known to the car market.
WAAAAAY too many.
Perhaps there should be some sort of limit as to how many silver cars…especially SUVs, are manufactured each year.
And this…is coming from a silver SUV owner.
This is an area of extreme concern.
We need to look out for all of those preoccupied people.
Who come out of the grocery store with a cart full of groceries.
Who are in a hurry to get these groceries home.
To be able to get the frozen things put away so they don’t thaw out.
And in a huge hurry so SHE won’t be late to pick up her child from preschool.
Who comes out into the sunlight with only a vague recollection of where her car has hidden…er…she parked.
And this poor woman…only a victim of an overabundance of silver cars… wanders the parking lot…which happens to be FULL of silver SUV’s…in search of her own SUV…which is silver.
For ten long and exhausting minutes.
With a cart full of groceries.
In EXTREMELY high heels.
finally finds her car.
Quickly loads her car with the goods…in order to quickly go home…in order to quickly unload her car…in order to quickly get to preschool…
to collect her child.
It’s on behalf of those people that this letter is written.
And I’m also concerned about the other poor, neglected colors that the car companies offer.
How about throwing some red cars into the mix.
And blue? Or green?
And let’s just go crazy for a minute…
Think about it.
Thank you in advance for your consideration into this increasingly large matter.
That woman who wandered aimlessly with a cart full of groceries…for ten freaking minutes…up and down lanes upon lanes of silver SUV’s
p.s…and please make sure that the batteries in the keychain doodad…never…EVER…go dead. Because THAT causes another whole set of problems.