Last night, my oldest son was playing a little…um…rough…with my nephew and my sister. And a couch pillow crashed into a head. A head crashed into a nose. A nose was covered by a hand. A mouth opened to yell and to cry. My nephews head. My sisters nose. My son…the pillow throwing culprit. And [...]
Archive for March, 2009
The Troll Under The Bed
March 31st, 2009 
admin Whaddya Mean Shut Up And Clean?
March 27th, 2009 admin It’s MY party. I. DON’T. WANT. TO. CLEAN! OK…so. Remember when I announced that my husband was planning a surprise party for me? I was very excited. I ran and got my hair colored. I ran and got my eyebrows arched. I planned out a cute outfit to wear. I called all my friends…who don’t [...]
How Much TMI Is TMI?
March 26th, 2009 admin Say you had a blog. And say this said blog was a Mommy-ish type blog. And on this Mommy-ish type blog, you posted Mommy-ish type things. But say… there was a point in your life… an event… a… situation of sorts… that was troubling you. For arguments sake…Let’s say you thought you were pregnant. Like…you [...]
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Tags: abortion, blogging, pregnancy, tmi on blogs, too much information 
17 Comments »The Queen Is Unstable And Can’t Stand That Elizabeth Chick From The View.
March 26th, 2009 admin Oh the Kingdom. A glorious place. Full of vim and vigor. And pep. And light. And youth. And euphoria. People in the Kingdom…they have a light and happy bounce to their step. Because in the Kingdom…people are light and happy and bouncy. Except for… The Queen. She would be light and happy and bouncy…if she [...]
Posted in the kingdom, Uncategorized Tags: an unstable pelvis, bad back, chiropractor, elizabeth from the view, the view 8 Comments »Diet Failures And The Men Who Love Them
March 24th, 2009 admin *Sob* *Sniffle* *blows nose* I’m. A. Failure. Well…I am. OK, a failure at diets. That’s all we’re talking about right now! Even though the title of this post suggests otherwise. I’m the only person I know. Who gains weight on EVERY. Stinking. Diet. A few weeks ago, when I announced the no fail diet that [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: adipex, blogher, diet, diet failure, losing weight, medical weight loss, quitting smoking 10 Comments »The Puppet Show Of Life
March 23rd, 2009 admin It’s Monday. Again. Can you say…Groundhog Day. Yeah…right here…living that movie. My husbands alarm rings at 6:18am. Get up. Go through the routine of the day. Same shit. Same smell. Go to bed. Rinse. Repeat. Thrilling. I’m not complaining. Well…not really. OK, fine. Maybe a little. Because I’m curious… When does life start getting… well… [...]
A Journey To Me…The Prologue
March 22nd, 2009 admin I started writing a book…oh, about 2 years ago. Back when I started my first blog. And…I just STOPPED. Like I do for everything. But this has been tugging at me. This project. Because it needs to be finished. I go back and read it, every so often. And I think to myself…it’s good. It’s [...]
