I’m having brain farts. I can’t post.
So…I have invited a guest poster…
My hubby.
I can NOT be held responsible for what comes out of his fingertips…
*deep breath*
here ya go…
First of all, it feels rather strange to even put my fingers upon Melissa’s machine of obsession. Blogging is not something that she does it is something that consumes her. Although I still recognize her, I can more clearly identify where she is in the house by listening for the steady clicking of the keys. Click, click, click… I love my wife to death and she is a very intelligent woman. Now that I have been nice, I can get to the point. Are you f@cking kidding me? Isn’t there something more productive she can do with her time? She wanted to lose weight and get into shape……Great idea!!! So, she joined a gym and went there – ZERO times. Prior to this brainstorm she has purchased several _________________ for Dummies books and I watched them collect in the bathroom having never been read. She’s been into ETSY, knitting, crocheting and other various ventures. Don’t I sound like a bitch!!!! I guess I do. Afterall, she is the mother of five children, two of whom arent’ hers, puts up with my mother and my grossly insulting family, and still manages to keep her head on her shoulders. I suppose blogging is Melissa’s way of venting and editorializing her life on a daily basis. Although extremely time-consuming, she writes as beautifully and she looks. Now beat me with a shovel and I will sign off……….
Yeeaaaaaahh…
Someone…is a little jealous, right?
Honey…you DO sound like a be-ya-tch. Big. Time.
But that’s ok.
I know you love me. And you know how I love this blogging.
About my Dummies books…
they make for interesting bathroom reading.
And without blogging…
DUDE…
I’d be in a mental institution…
or on a tropical island, sipping exotic drinks from shelled out coconuts…
with…
my laptop…
without
all of you!!
mwahahahaha…ahem…
By the way…
the gym only costs $10/month. So…some day, when I do actually decide to yank myself away from Twitter…and blogs…and go work out for an hour a day…
by getting my early bird membership to this Planet Fitness gym…it insures that it will only cost YOU $10/month…for as long as they are in business.
Hopefully…they’ll still be in business by the time I get motivated to get to the gym.
Disclaimer…
No husbands or wives were hurt…physically or mentally during the writing and publishing of this post…by some miracle!!
OK…so…
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Eric, you are right on. Enough already!!!!!!!
Hahaha, too funny. It’s always great to see the man’s point of view, and I know my husbands is probably about the same! I commend you for letting him on here to write!!
Nice to meet you as well!
🙂
~Tabitha~
freshmommyblog.com
Wow… you husband actually acknowledged you have a blog. Mine won’t even discuss it. At. All. I need to come up with a great story to explain where I’ll be for three days in July.
You’re both pretty brave. I blog when hubby’s not around. 🙂