Dear Hubby…
I’ve been on some of my fave blogs this morning.
I’ve been reading about undying love. Stale pizza. And various other tales of romance.
And…
I just want to say to you.
Hey.
Happy Valentines Day.
Because you and I are both…so ROMANTIC.
And we care SO MUCH that it is Valentine’s Day…
Can we have sex tonight? And try out those things we have received in the mail?
I mean…isn’t that what you’re supposed to do on Valentines Day?
Because…
We don’t exchange cards.
We don’t give each other Valentines presents.
We barely even utter the words…Happy Valentines Day.
But regardless.
I love you. A LOT. You make me happy. Most of the time. When you aren’t being a dick.
Happy Valentines Day.
Let’s try out the Liberator wedge and the Liberator throe so I can do my review already.
Love you,
Me
“I love you. A LOT. You make me happy. Most of the time. When you aren’t being a dick.”
I think your next business venture should be writing greeting cards. If I could find a V-Day card with this message, I’d buy it in a heart beat, Brought a tear to my eye.
This was so lovely . . . so romantic. I mean, I nearly cried in my Ovaltine. I can feel the love just emanate from this post.
What love! I think I see rainbows and unicorns . . .
You buyin’ this? Yeah, me neither. My hubs and I are the exact same. Cards? Flowers? Food rub? Whatever.
Just give me five minutes to pee in peace and I’m golden.
I agree.. you need to be desiging greeting cards! Hope y’all had a good one!
Melissa,
I haven’t had much time lately…… this one made LOL…..
I will start the blog someday….I promise….
Joanie
A bag of M&Ms, some Almond Joys, and we’re good.