February 12th, 2009 
admin There used to be this little girl who lived here.
She had blond ringlets. Green eyes. A pin prick dimple perfectly placed on the corner of her mouth.
She was the most beautiful little girl that anyone had ever met. But also…
She was the sweetest thing anyone had ever met.
She would walk into a room…and it would light up.
She would walk into a room…and it would smell like a bakery, she was so sweet.
People loved to be around her.
She was…
A breath of fresh air…
a rainbow…
a unicorn…
PERFECTION.
Then…
One day…
Quite unexpectedly…
This perfect little girl…
She…
DISAPPEARED.
Presumably, it was on a Friday the 13th.
In the middle of the night.
By ALIENS.
Yes…we are SURE that aliens took her.
But…
They replaced her, they did.
With an exact replica.
Not exactly exact, per se.
More like, a mirror image, digitally enhanced.
Her hair is still in ringlets.
Her eyes are still a gorgeous green.
That pin-prick dimple is still there…in the exact location.
But that sunny, happy, sweet disposition.
The one that drew people to her…
that made her the center of attention…
that made a room light up when she walked in…
Was replaced.
It was!!
And it was replaced with…
A beautiful, perfect LOOKING little girl whose
Jaw unhinges when it’s yelling and talking back.
A dark and gloomy personality…a people repellent, actually.
Storm clouds follow her into a room.
People now hold their nose when she walks in because her sourness…is starting to ooze out and smell like foot odor.
So, if you happen to see a bouncy, sweet, Shirley Temple-like child…wandering aimlessly yet cheerfully…seemingly lost.
She’s probably my missing child.
So…if you could let me know…I’ll come and get her.
And I’ll drop off the one that lives here in her place.
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Those stupid aliens. They ruined me with their anal probes.
This happened to my little girl too. They took her when she was 14. I think this year she’s coming back. She’ll be 20 in April, so we’ve lived a long time with that mirror image. It seriously sucks dude.
Did I not have the same problem, but double ?
oh good thing I have no girls yet.. how about boys? when do you thin aliens will replace them?LOL
Make or Break
Hmm, this sounds very familiar. I think we’ve had the exact same experience here a time or two.
Not looking forward to that age or stage, whatever. Good luck, hope you find her soon!
is she 14? that seems to be the magic age when the aliens abduct our kids….
Ooohh… the same aliens took my daughter too. I’m finally seeing glimpses of sweet thing I used to know.
The aliens took both of mine too. I wonder where they took them and when we’ll get them back?
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When you find her, I bet she’ll be hanging out with MY daughter. The old one. This new one is evil!!
I know that the aliens will be coming soon for my own little darling girl, and I am ready with my cast iron pan to smack them on the head.
thanks for the giggle and the reminder that there is lots of blog fodder ahead.
Oh I do dread the day. Although my 5-year-old daughter doesn’t exactly ooze sweetness and light now so maybe the aliens won’t want her.