Rememberthis post? When the pretty, sweet and EXCEPTIONALLY irresponsible princess was taken by the s**t-disturbing, wicked witch of W.B to get and BRAND NEW i-Pod Nano…because she could NOT allow the other Princess…the birthday girl…to bask in her own blue iPod Nano glory. Sure ya do!

So…you remember when I said…and I quote…the evil, vile and very wicked step-mother told her Princess that…if she loses this iPod…then she will banish her to the dungeons…FOREVER!!

Well…it appears that the princess HAS INDEED misplaced…no, let’s call a spade a spade…LOST…the iPod Nano. NOT EVEN 6 months later.

Yes indeed…she has.

And, if you don’t think THE ENTIRE serfdom and ALL the outlying areas…not to mention the castles cavernous halls…are all echoing with the cackling…er…Queens laughter…

Think. Again.

Bwahahahahaha…ahem…

And this Princess. This VERY Princess. Does NOT understand why her beloved Father, the King-ish. And her arch-love-hatemy…The Reigning Queen Supreme…won’t get her a…
CELL PHONE.

HMMM…I’m sure that even the serf birth Mother could figure that one out…and she was born with a lack of brain function…or maybe just smoked too much pot? ANYWAYS…

So…while the Princess was NOT banished to the dungeons because her room could be mistaken for one due to the messiness…
She is FORBIDDEN from all things electronic. And…from all things smaller than…Oh, say one square foot…

Although…
I’m fairly certain that she could lose something of that size, too.

But never fear.
I’m SURE…
Without a doubt…
That the S**t disturbing, Wicked Witch of WB…will buy her a new one…
And then…
I’ll be reposting this post…but the color of the iPod will change to protect the innocent.

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