Dear Mr. 1-800-UOM-EBIG,
Don’t you think that, if I see on my caller id an 800 number…I’m either
a. not going to answer
b. only say hello ONCE!!
Yeah. I caught on to you. I have to say hello TWICE before some person with a SERIOUSLY STRONG accent asks for a person with the MUTILATED version of my name.
Dude…I don’t think so. So STOP calling me…every 15 minutes. How about doing this the old fashioned way…and send me something in writing. THANKS.
Also…and this is just MY opinion so, do with it what you may but…
Our economy SUCKS. People are losing jobs like the plague.
So WHY are you STILL outsourcing the 800 number operator jobs? Bring ’em back to the US and MAYBE you’ll actually help our economy…just one minimum waged job at a time.
Seems like a DUH moment to me.
Now…stop calling me. I’ll pay you when I pay you. I’ll send money to causes when I can send money to causes.