Oh HELL NO!

We went out to dinner tonight to celebrate my husbands birthday. My Dad took just the two of us. My Mom was home sick so…she didn’t come but, ordered an apple tart to be brought home to her. YUM.

Dinner was nice. The waiter surprised my husband with Creme Brulee…MY FAVORITE…and a candle on top.

Happy Birthday honey. Hope you had a good…um…few hours. Because now…
You NEED to call your ex-wife.
And explain to her that…
when we aren’t home…
and there is a babysitter watching the kids…
it is NOT OK…
to just show up.

Because…that’s sneaky. And it’s NOT her house. She doesn’t belong here. And…I refuse to have to move out of my house, just because she decided to move out of her mothers dungeon into an apartment close by.

Explain to her that…
Just because she lives in the same city as her children…
does NOT entitle her to come and go from their house.
MY house. Your house. NOT her house.

Explain to her that…
when I’m NOT home…
giving MY son a bath…
while she is SNEAKING into my house…
is just…CREEPY.
And…borderline NUTS…
Like…she’s living in a fantasy.
Well…not with MY kids, thank you!

Because honey…
If you don’t explain all of this to her…
and she starts making this a habit…
just like she did in the old house…
then I’ll have to explain to you
why I’m moving out…
and not taking you and HER children
with me!

OK, LOVE YOU.
Happy Birthday.
MWAH!!
And Yes…I know what you want for your birthday…

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