A Quick Thought Before I Go…

To bed, that is. What? Did I scare you? Awww…Sorry. Don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere…except to sleep. In my brand new, 600 thread count, Egyptian cotton sheets that I bought on Saturday…for 25 bucks.
Yeah. I KNOW!! What an awesome deal. And it wasn’t even from eBay!

OK…so here is my end of the day, deep, cult-like thought…

Cult-like because…it’s about the Snuggie. Wait…don’t EVEN tell me that you haven’t heard of it…
OH…sorry, misheard you. My bad.

So…this is my thought…
aren’t they just glorified hospital gowns minus the strings in back?
Thought so.
I mean…for sure…if the Snuggie people invent a hospital version (copyrighted by ME…MY idea!!)…they need to make sure to strategically place the strings. So that, when you are wearing the lovlies…your ass doesn’t hang out on your way to the bathroom…

Also…
One with a nice hood would be pretty awesome.

And…
I’d like to see some pretty patterns. Not just the 3 blah colors that they offer.

Yeah…I know.
Sadly, this is what I think about when I’m reading my commemorative issue of Time, while sitting on the toilet(wha? TMI?)
I’m not thinking about what amazing changes this country is hopefully in store for with our new President at the helm.
I’m not thinking about the courageous people of US Airways, flight 1549.
I’m really NOT thinking…well…about anything important…
except…
which direction the Snuggie should go in.
Sigh.
I really should get out more often.

P.S…
Don’t forget to enter my giveaway…scroll down one post.
Drew from Eden Fantasys…forgive me…I am NOT linking…
I mean, did ya SEE the mess I made of my post?
But…in case you didn’t see my post about my giveaway of a Liberator (so WANNA try that) that Eden Fantasys has so generously let me giveaway, here on my blog…
go…
sign up…
it’s not too late…

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