To my friends and family…
It seems that I have inherited a fortune that could resolve the national deficit, waiting for me in the banks of Nigeria, South Africa, London England, China and many more countries…
So…
I have sent them all…the bazillion of people that are contacting me, regarding this…an email with my social security number, my bank routing number, my drivers license number, my passport number, copies of my mortgage, my cell phone number, the title to my car, blood samples from my first born son, urine from my daughter, and the left testicle of my youngest.
Now…I’ll sit and wait for the money to come pouring in.
Don’t worry.
It will.
They promised.
And I’M SURE…
that they aren’t lying.
By the way, Mom and Dad…and sister…
did you know that I was the LAST remaining relative of someone in Africa and I inherited his vast fortune?
Anyway…
I’ll be sure to keep all of you, my family and friends, in mind…when all of this money is deposited into a secret bank account…which I’m NOT allowed to mention…to ANYONE…
But…
once it’s there…
I’ll take us all on a trip to this island that I’m inheriting. Right next to some swamp lands…which I can build a subdivision on…
Until then…I wait.
Mwah…
But…while you’re waiting for me…
enter to win my giveaway. It ends tonight at midnight. The winner will be drawn by random.org…sometime tomorrow!!
update…as of 5:08pm…Ms. Blessing of Africa…I’m not sure what files you are speaking of. And I’m sorry that, not being S. AFrican…I don’t understand…and that this is like the Mafia. I’m sure that you will find someone else to help you. As you can see from this post…I’m inundated with money coming in from all over the world. And I really would like to help you but I’ve already taken one of my son’s testicles…and I’d like grandchildren from him…and my daughter is REFUSING to pee in a cup…again…and my son is sick of being a human pin-cushion. Much thanks though, for thinking of me! Cheers!
Oh this is hilarious, those emails are so annoying.
What?! you too?
What a second? I’m the one w/ the money in Africa!!! lol – I think everyone must get these emails at least 5 times a day!!
You will, of course, share all your winnings with us. We, of course, will all visit you in prison. You do better at the casinos. I do remember you winning big once. You put your partner through school. He didn’t even want you to sit with him, and he didn’t want you to leave.
I didn’t realize that we were related 🙂
Those emails are the worst. My boyfriend, years and years ago,recieved a check in the mail, it looked real, and he was so exited.Me being the “negative Nancy” that I was, told him to take it to a lawyer and let him look at it.HE DID! and boy did that lawyer laugh. So many ppl cash those checks and get penalized, or send money to the people in Africa, that it is was keeps this scan going. One man gave $300,000. away. I heard that on the radio yesterday. It makes me mad! Mad for the con-artists,mad for the idiots like my boyfriend, just mad!!! In times like these, you’d think ppl would think.