They saved ALL their gift cards…at least, the ones they could find and the ones I didn’t steal (bwahaha).
And we pitched in a little bit of money (like, more than 1/2…gee, I guess I stole more gift cards than I remember!)
They piled in the car, with Sleeping Beauty driving (hubby, for those who didn’t read the last post).
And headed over to Best Buy.
They came home, a few hours later, with Playstation 3 and a bazillion games. Of course, not the one that I wanted…Little Big World…but, I’ll get it after I steal some more Best Buy gift cards that are laying around the house, forgotten about…but anyhoo…
I digress.
One of the games that was purchased…much to my chagrin (dismay, for those of you who are like me and don’t know big words like that)…was Mortal Kombat. The one with the DC Comics vs. the Mortal Kombat characters.
And my 5 year old has become…well…slightly obsessed. That might be an understatement, I think, because…
Today, he walked into the kitchen,
hiya’d my husband in the back…
told him he was going to “finish him off”…
hiya’d him again…
and my husband played along…by dropping to the floor, feigning defeat…
And my son proceeded to do what his favorite Mortal Kombat character…the Joker from Batman does when he defeats someone in the game…
While my husband was down on the floor…defeated…
my son…
stomped…
on…
my…
husbands…
well…his penis.
STOMPED.
HARD.
Actually, it was quite funny.
Well…everyone else thought so. My husband…not so much.
By the way…I ALWAYS thought that when a man’s nuts were stomped on or punched as hard as his were…that explicatives would be exclaimed in a rather high pitched voice…
I was disappointed. That didn’t happen. Oh… explicatives were exclaimed alright…only, in a normal…albeit, a slightly lower than normal decibel.
So, I was thinking, maybe I’ll try it with some stiletto heels…
after all, that’s what the women characters wear in Mortal Kombat…along with GINORMOUSLY pushed up boobs…which, we’ll omit those…
And he’ll be sorry that he came home with Mortal Kombat and NOT Little Big World…
Actually…
He probably already is.
oh my hellz!! poor sleeping beauty. i’m sure the little prince has been properly … um … schooled now.
That even hurt me… owwww!
Dropping by from sits. Happy Sunday! Ouch!!!
I want Little Big Planet too!!!!!
LOL…sorry I think it’s funny
That is freaking hilarious!!!
That is just too cute! I hate video games. We won a Wii in June and have yet to set it up. I am so afraid of my son getting addicted to it. My husband used to let my son watch ultimate fighting with him until he had a similar event happen.