You all know that I’m about as real as it gets, right?!
I say how it is…at least, how I SEE it is…camel toes and all.
Well…I’m going to get even more real…
I’m going to bare my ass…er…bedroom…to you.
I’m a slob. Innately. It can’t be helped. I’m thinking that there is some sort of chromosomal defect that I may have been born with. I’m working on finding a cure. But…for almost 40 years…there hasn’t been one.
So…I NAG. At ALL the inhabitants of this little kingdom.
I SCREAM. I YELL. I DEMAND…
that they keep their rooms picked up. After all…you DID see the picture of my daughters bedroom on a post from a couple of months ago…
all that pestering I do. It takes time away from other things. Useful things that I could be, should be, would be…doing around the house.
around my bedroom, anyway.
this house might be a little messy. But…it is ALWAYS clean.
I have OCD about the toilets, and they are wiped down nightly…as are the bathroom counters. You won’t catch any type of creeping crud…ANYWHERE in my house…
There is one room. ONE room. In this house. That is in desperate need of an overhaul.
D E S P E R A T E…
*small voice*help me someone…I’m lost…
It’s really bad.
But, in my defense…seeing as, I’m the only one coming to it…
I NEVER have time to do my room.
the bed is made.
It’s a miracle that ANYTHING happens in a room that looks like that. Hubba hubba.
No…I did NOT choose the wall paper…or the carpet…GAG.
Call HGTV…tell them to come and save us before…
it swallows us up!!
IT’S TAKING OVER!!!
RUN…for your lives.
what do you want to share with me…that’s keepin’ it real?
she who believes says
It looks like all your bedrooms have looked. Please, don’t tell anyone who your parents are.
As you said, at least the bed is made! 🙂 I’m terrible about my closet.
Our bedroom is small on top of being a mess. If I showed it to you you wouldn’t feel so bad, lucky for me I don’t have any pics nor do I plan on taking any pics.
Tara R. says
My whole house looks ‘lived in,’ as in we ‘live in’ a storage warehouse. Yours appears to be only a little cluttered.
I had to laugh when I got to the picture of all the laundry but the perfectly made bed. That is definantly what our house looks like! I make the bed perfectly every day, but then I have 5 loads of laundry that need to be folded… eventually. Anyway, your blog looks good!
Momo Fali says
I never make my bed unless someone is coming over. Even then, sometimes I just shut the door.
your room looked the same exact way in high school too
noah's mommy says
Messy bedrooms = creative people…or so I try to tell myself….
noah's mommy says
Messy bedrooms = creative people or so I try to tell myself…
LOL!!! are you sure you weren’t in my house?? 😛 oh wait … you couldn’t have been b/c I don’t even have walls in all of my bedroom yet… only a few and there is no flooring down… but my room, sure is a big ass MESS!!
this is funny too, b/c just the other day… i think Tuesday or Monday, not sure I took pictures of my trashed house. lol. i may have to post them now.
i think your room looks cozy and lived in. 🙂
you can use that if you want.
I loved that! So funny, and true I am sure of most of us. At least I know mine and I really dont care the way I figure it only me and my boyfriend are it!
Looks scarily like my bedroom to be honest! I’m not in there much during the day so I tend to just forget about it until I’m going to bed… one day it’ll be tidy, if only for a short while!
American in Norway says
Soo glad to know I am “normal”!
Wait a minute – where are the plastic dinosaurs, the wooden puzzles, the pirate ship and the 72 stuffed animals? Oh wait, that’s my room. My children each have their own rooms, but they drag all their crap into mine.